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Offline MiserereMeiDeus

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« on: June 18, 2013, 03:51:24 PM »
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    "Let us thank God for having called us to His holy faith. It is a great gift, and the number of those who thank God for it is small."
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    Offline songbird

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    « Reply #1 on: June 18, 2013, 03:54:51 PM »
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    • Secret!!  That was a laugh!  If it is anything like the 3rd secret, we could be waiting forever!
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    Offline Charlemagne

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    « Reply #2 on: June 18, 2013, 04:14:36 PM »
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    • What a crock.
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    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

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    « Reply #3 on: June 18, 2013, 04:50:08 PM »
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    • Canonization expected October 20, eh?

    Can't wait!

     :popcorn:

    (not because I put any stock in this charade, but because I hope it will open a few eyes further RE the NO sect)
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    « Reply #4 on: June 18, 2013, 05:07:30 PM »
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    • I've had the feeling for quite a while that the process to "canonize" JPII was well under way long before he died.
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    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

    Offline Capt McQuigg

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    « Reply #5 on: June 18, 2013, 06:03:53 PM »
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    • Should we care?  

    I mean, the conciliar church has renounced it's Catholicism since Vatican II.  

    Which make me want to ask...

    Would John Paul II be the first syncretist to be declared a saint?

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    « Reply #6 on: June 18, 2013, 08:16:52 PM »
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    • Quote from: Charlemagne
    I've had the feeling for quite a while that the process to "canonize" JPII was well under way long before he died.


    Sadly, I think you are right, and I actually believe the man was pope.
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    « Reply #7 on: June 19, 2013, 11:18:01 AM »
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    I've had the feeling for quite a while that the process to "canonize" JPII was well under way long before he died.


    Sadly, I think you are right, and I actually believe the man was pope.


    If he was so saintly, planning for his canonization would be perfectly natural.

    What role did JPII have in the sex abuse that has plagued the post-Vatican II church?

    JPII made Roger Mahony a cardinal.  Do you think JPII was giving Card. Mahony his blessings when Card. Mahony was deliberately moving buggering priests around so they could avoid police detection and/or jurisdiction?
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    Offline MiserereMeiDeus

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    « Reply #8 on: June 19, 2013, 11:21:09 AM »
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    • Since Newchurch did away with the Promotor Fidei (devil's advocate), I don't believe their canonizations are infallible any longer, even if (a big if) Newchurch is still marginally Catholic.
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    « Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 03:21:47 PM »
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    http://www.gazzettadelsud.it/news/english/50846/Vatican-sources-say-second-miracle-approved-for-John-Paul-II.html


    A second miracle, eh? Did the miracle involve a devout conciliar catholic's prayers to JPII convincing him to convert . . . to Lutheranism?

    This wisecrack, incidentally, is beholden to the very first joke I heard about JPII. Amazingly, it came within an hour of the announcement of his election (smart alecks were on the ball back then). Being a Polish joke, it struck me at the time as being in very poor taste, but by the end of his papacy, the joke had come to seem emblematic of what JPII did to the Faith handed down from the Apostles—till it was warped by the Second Vatican Council.

    Anyway, here's the 35-year-old joke.

    MAN 1: I heard that the new Polish pope just performed his first miracle.
    MAN 2: Wow, that's amazing! What did he do?
    MAN 1: He made a blind man lame.
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