http://www.gazzettadelsud.it/news/english/50846/Vatican-sources-say-second-miracle-approved-for-John-Paul-II.html
A second miracle, eh? Did the miracle involve a devout conciliar catholic's prayers to JPII convincing him to convert . . . to Lutheranism?
This wisecrack, incidentally, is beholden to the very first joke I heard about JPII. Amazingly, it came within an hour of the announcement of his election (smart alecks were on the ball back then). Being a Polish joke, it struck me at the time as being in very poor taste, but by the end of his papacy, the joke had come to seem emblematic of what JPII did to the Faith handed down from the Apostles—till it was warped by the Second Vatican Council.
Anyway, here's the 35-year-old joke.
MAN 1: I heard that the new Polish pope just performed his first miracle.
MAN 2: Wow, that's amazing! What did he do?
MAN 1: He made a blind man lame.