yeah thumb it down the question asked was simple originally, about perfect contrition and devolved quickly into what priest could hear confession.
honestly only real mind benders could turn one of the two ways to right our soul after shipwreck (to quote Trent) into freaking mental gymnastics.

baptism: just add water, we may need to hold you under a little longer to get that stain out :roll-laugh1:

penance: add sorrow and a priest (ouzo optional)

