NewChurch is tip-toeing through the tulips on the way to Hell, with nice waffle and Socialist rubbish, ‘doctrine – pfah! No need to worry about that!’ Jeeesus is luv!’ Ooh… ‘Peace and joy, joy and peace’, don’t we all feel jolly good about ourselves, we’re the ‘youth’ and everythings’s going to be spiffy if only we become ‘harbingers of peace and concord’ and luv everyone – even perverts! Ooh!

All of these ‘joyful youth’ according to even Damian 'fαɢɢօt' Thompson of the Daily Telegraph, will be showered with prophylactics and kiss and drink and God forbid fornicate. Not a word condemning fαɢɢօt marriage, not a word against Modernism or the Crisis in the Church, not a word against the evil, pernicious popular culture that NewChurch got drunk on at Vatican II. Bergoglio’s NewPontificate goes on and on, more whooping and cheering and more trash.

Ireland has just legalised child-murder.
Brazil is about to.
Britain and France have legally recognized fαɢɢօtry.

Meanwhile, we have this heartening message from the prelates of the Church of Vatican II:
Tip-toe through the tulips… da-da-da, da-da-da… tip-toe through the tulips…with me.

Do you know who is handing out condoms?

Ask the writer for the Daily Telegraph, he knows.  

I don't know, but wouldn't be surprised.  WYD is just a raunchy party with a minimal of conciliarism thrown in.  

Quote from: PatrickG

Newchurch is tip-toeing through the tulips on the way to Hell, with nice waffle and Socialist rubbish, ‘doctrine – pfah! No need to worry about that!’  'Jeeesus is luv!’ Ooooh - oooh… ‘Peace and joy, joy and peace’, don’t we all feel jolly good about ourselves, we’re the ‘youth’ and everything’s going to be spiffy if only we become ‘harbingers of peace and concord’ and luv everyone – even perverts! Ooooh!

All of these ‘joyful youth’ according to even Damian 'fαɢɢօt' Thompson of the Daily Telegraph, will be showered with prophylactics and kiss and drink and God forbid fornicate.  Not a word condemning fαɢɢօt marriage, not a word against Modernism or the Crisis in the Church, not a word against the evil, pernicious popular culture that Newchurch got drunk on at Vatican II. Bergoglio’s NewPontificate goes on and on, more whooping and cheering and more trash.

Ireland has just legalised child-murder.
Brazil is about to.
Britain and France have legally recognized fαɢɢօtry.

Meanwhile, we have this heartening message from the prelates of the Church of Vatican II:
Tip-toe through the tulips… dada-da-da, dada-da-da-da… tip-toe through the tulips…with me.

Why don't you tell 'em what you really think, PatrickG!!  HAHAHAHAHA

I don't think you've succeeded in capturing H.E.'s style.

Well, maybe not, but it was fun, anyways!  

Sometimes a failed attempt at a parody is entertaining in its own way!!  :geezer:


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My only suggestion is, that in place of your actually ENTERTAINING
and classic version of the song, you might be willing to consider how
this one might perhaps more adequately remind us of the
implications of the current crisis.

You're right, I don't catch it at all. The good Bishop is rather too good an orator for me. Anyway, I made the point that 'WYD' is a disgraceful affair.