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A man go's to confession every week. Every time he confesses to the priest that he's been stealing lumber from the mill where he works. Finally the priest asks him, " Why do you keep stealing lumber!? You come in here and say your sorry but you keep doing it! Dont you pray and ask God for help in fighting the temptation to steal?" The man replies"Yes I have Father, but I just cant stop." The priest asks " OK then, um... do you know how to make a novena?" The man replies " No I dont Father, but if you give me a blueprint I can get you the lumber to make you one!"