Note: I picked up these jokes from the radio. Im not talking about my grandma.


My Grandma puts so much faith in her candles. Im not talking about candles with Saints on them, Im talking about those lucky candles and stuff like that. Like when I tell her Im going to take a flight or something she's like " Ok, Mijo, call me when you get on the plane."
"Ok." And then Im about to get on the plane and I call her.
"Grandma, Im about to get on the plane."
she says, "Ok , Mijo, call me when you land."
"Ok."
 And then I land at the airport and I call her up.
"Ok, Grandma, I just landed."
she replies " Ok, Mijo, *blows out candle* I'll see you in a little bit, bye!"

Sometimes I like to try and burst her bubble though. I'll be like " Grandma, if those candles really work, how come my baby sister was in a car accident twice this year!?" and she'll be like " Boohoohoohoohoohoohoo! Oh! Mijo, I forgot to light her candles!"

Everybody thinks Im funny except my Grandma. I'll try to tell her a joke and she takes it seriously! I tell her " Hey, Grandma, why did the chicken cross the road?" and she's like,
"Who let the chicken out!?"
"No! Grandma, Im just..."
" Dont you make excuses! Do you know how much that chicken cost!?"