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Catholic Samurai · « **on:** September 23, 2007, 11:52:00 PM »

Two guys accidentally locked their keys in their Ford Mustang model car. They then tried to unlock the door with a clothes hanger. It then starts to rain. One guy tell's his friend " Hurry up! It's raining and the top is down!"

Catholic Samurai · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2007, 12:01:20 AM »

A priest told his parish one day "Next week Im going to give a sermon on the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want all of you to go home, pull out your bible and read Mark chapter 17."

The next Sunday, after reading the Gospel and making the announcements, the priest asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many poeple read Mark 17. Every hand in the parish went up. The priest said, "There's only 16 chapters in the book of Mark. I will now proceed with my sermon on lying."

MaterDominici · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2007, 12:07:05 AM »

Quote from: Catholic Samurai

A priest told his parish one day "Next week Im going to give a sermon on the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want all of you to go home, pull out your bible and read Mark chapter 17."

The next Sunday, after reading the Gospel and making the announcements, the priest asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many poeple read Mark 17. Every hand in the parish went up. The priest said, "There's only 16 chapters in the book of Mark. I will now proceed with my sermon on lying."

I've actually heard a priest do this. He wasn't really trying to make a point, though. He just wanted to see how many would do the "homework" he assigned.

Magdalene · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2007, 12:12:47 AM »

Quote from: Catholic Samurai

Two guys accidentally locked their keys in their Ford Mustang model car. They then tried to unlock the door with a clothes hanger. It then starts to rain. One guy tell's his friend " Hurry up! It's raining and the top is down!"

LOL. That's sounds like something I'd do - I've done really stupid things when I've been on only a couple hours of sleep.

Trinity · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2007, 03:06:12 AM »

Tell me about it, Magdalene. Yesterday I told my husband to stop because the light was still flashing red. It was a four way stop and it was his turn. Duh! But I was under the influence (meds, which is another name for drugs) and sleep deprived. He gave me "the look" and I excused myself. Speak first, think later.