My favorite line was about keeping the "Karens at the park" happy. So true!

A close second place was "so I can virtue signal" -- because that's EXACTLY what all this mask wearing is about: How much you care.

For those unaware, a Karen is a recent slang -- and derogatory -- term for a middle aged, middle class white woman. Usually short-haired, opinionated, etc.
She is likely a helicopter mom if she has young children. She lives in a subdivision and drives an SUV.

The facemask adoption rate for Karens is probably over 95% right now. They love to virtue signal.

There was a debate whether or not calling a woman "Karen" was like calling a black person a "n*****". Regardless of the outcome of this debate, suffice to say it's not a term of endearment!

I'm just glad I didn't name any of my girls "Karen".

I'm not sure if this made into the news in the US, but the Canadian Prime Minister said something so funny when asked about using masks (this was weeks ago) that somebody songified it.  This is more funny than objectionable, which is the reverse of how I normally think of Trudeau.

That is funny.  

My father wears his mask in the car..and during walks.  Lol.  I told him to take the darn mask off especially driving.