Mealy-Mouthed, Moronic Mainstream Media Metaphorical Massacre, Muses Mediterranean-height Moderator Monarch Matthew
(Whee! I'm channeling Fr. Scott)
Dow plunges 650 points as U.K. 'earthquake' crushes global markets
by Jethro Mullen, Ivana Kottasova and Patrick Gillespie
Investors are going into a weekend potholed with uncertainty, making them scramble to get their ducks in order before markets close.
Nice mixed metaphor there, Jethro...
Are they getting their ducks in a row, or their house in order?
If this were a Cathinfo post (informal, posted privately, without being paid) I would let it slide.
But a professional journalist being this sloppy?It's like watching Spock, Data, or Arnold Swarzenegger try to use popular slang.