Ad-hominems are a good sign to me that something got through.
Yes, I conclude you are a Pharisaical hypocrite.
You lied, then proudly proclaimed your impeccable honesty, cited your priestly inspiration for your "honesty," then rationalized your lie because you don't consider the matter important (but have spent a few days arguing about this supposedly unimportant-to-you subject).
You are morally and cognitively disordered, Rabbi.Call it ad hominem if you wish. You
and your Rebbetzin have earned the appellation, Rabbi.