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Offline s2srea

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Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
« on: June 06, 2011, 09:01:12 PM »
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    Lord, have mercy on us.
    Christ, have mercy on us.
    Lord, have mercy on us.
    Christ, hear us.
    Christ, graciously hear us.
    God, the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us.
    God the Son, Redeemer of the world, have mercy on us.
    God the Holy Spirit, have mercy on us.
    Holy Trinity, One God, have mercy on us.
    Holy Mary, pray for us.

    So far, so good.

    Here comes the  :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
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    John Paul, lover of God and man, pray for us.

    They meant of man only.
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    John Paul, Supreme Pontiff, pray for us.

    Not that I agree, but see GV.

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    John Paul, Servant of the Servants of God, pray for us.

    Again, replace "God" with "Man"

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    John Paul, Vicar of Christ, pray for us.

    This time see Raoul lol

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    John Paul, Bishop of Rome, pray for us.

    Maybe Hobble this time... ha ha ha

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    John Paul, son of Mary, pray for us.

    No.  :really-mad2: Poser
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    John Paul, follower of Christ, pray for us.

    More like follower of making friends via media and trashing the church.

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    John Paul, world wide apostle of the Good News, pray for us.

    I'm losing my focus.. help if u can..

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    John Paul, devoted adorer of the Blessed Sacrament, pray for us.
    John Paul, lover of the Rosary, pray for us.

    Loves it so much he changes it!

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    John Paul, lover of the sick and poor, pray for us.
    John Paul, head of Christ's Church, pray for us.
    John Paul, moral beacon, pray for us.

    They meant moral bacon..

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    John Paul, bishop of bishops, pray for us.
    John Paul, fighter of tyranny, pray for us.
    John Paul, Pope of the New Advent, pray for us.

    O Lord, in your mercy and love, you granted to the Church a truly remarkable shepherd in Pope John Paul. We now call him "Great" because of his true devotion to you through the Blessed Virgin Mary. May he be our leader on the march to your Eternal Kingdom from his heavenly throne. Amen.

    Litany to Pope John Paul II (the Great) - For private use only, not Church approved. Copyright: CatholicChurchSaints.com. You may copy for your private home use. Webmasters: You may copy this prayer provided you attribute it to CatholicChurchSaints.com , do not change it in any way, and provide a link to the website.
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    Offline ServusSpiritusSancti

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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 09:19:24 PM »
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    • He had no devotion to Mary. Saying he was Mary's son? Please, these modernists have a screw lose in their heads. Instead of calling him "John Paul the Great" they should call him "John Paul the Modernist".
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    Offline parentsfortruth

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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 09:40:16 PM »
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    • Wow, can I barf now?
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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 11:20:11 PM »
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    • Is this a joke? Seriously, was this litany devised in order to demonstrate some point in a bold attempt to use rhetorical irony, the likes of which have not been seen for a while now?

    Well, moral bacon or not, he certainly was (and prided himself in being) servus servorum Hominis.

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    John Paul, Pope of the New Advent, pray for us.


    I found this very interesting. I have not read much N. O. literature, so I must ask: what does "New Advent" mean? Is that another term for "Vatican II" or the "Springtime" it supposedly brought forth?

    Or could it perhaps be something that M. Night Shyamalan may have already shown in a film [I'm thinking of Signs]?
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    « Reply #4 on: June 13, 2011, 03:45:52 PM »
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    • This is one of the biggest mockeries ever to come from post-Vatican II anyone.

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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #5 on: June 13, 2011, 06:38:58 PM »
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    He had no devotion to Mary. Saying he was Mary's son? Please, these modernists have a screw lose in their heads. Instead of calling him "John Paul the Great" they should call him "John Paul the Modernist".


    I'm glad others see this. JPII devotion to Mary was sentimental, superficial, and phenomenological. His "devotion" wasn't that far off from the people who think they see Mary on the walls of underpasses.
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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #6 on: June 13, 2011, 07:24:31 PM »
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    • Ah yes! So great was John Paull II's love for the Blessed Mother of God that he kept the 3rd Secret locked away, allowed her blasphemers to roam free in the Church, and DID NOT consecrate Russia to her Immaculate Heart!

    Let us sing a hymn in honor of this great man!



    *Just skip to 1:30*
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    « Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 03:47:12 PM »
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    Ah yes! So great was John Paull II's love for the Blessed Mother of God that he kept the 3rd Secret locked away, allowed her blasphemers to roam free in the Church, and DID NOT consecrate Russia to her Immaculate Heart!

    Let us sing a hymn in honor of this great man!



    *Just skip to 1:30*


    I barfed at 1:40-45...
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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 07:52:44 PM »
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    • This would be funny if it weren't so sad.
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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #9 on: June 15, 2011, 10:37:24 PM »
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    This would be funny if it weren't so sad.


    Baskerville,

    Good to see you back.
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    Litany of JPII... Edited w corrections...
    « Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 05:08:11 PM »
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    This would be funny if it weren't so sad.


    Baskerville,

    Good to see you back.


    Oh hey Stevus nice to see you. Its been awhile since the Fish Eater Days. :cheers:
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