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Offline Matthew

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Moronic Mainstream Media Metaphorical Massacre
« on: June 24, 2016, 03:01:30 PM »
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    • Mealy-Mouthed, Moronic Mainstream Media Metaphorical Massacre, Muses Mediterranean-height Moderator Monarch Matthew

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    Dow plunges 650 points as U.K. 'earthquake' crushes global markets
    by Jethro Mullen, Ivana Kottasova and Patrick Gillespie

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    Investors are going into a weekend potholed with uncertainty, making them scramble to get their ducks in order before markets close.


    Nice mixed metaphor there, Jethro...

    Are they getting their ducks in a row, or their house in order?

    If this were a Cathinfo post (informal, posted privately, without being paid) I would let it slide. But a professional journalist being this sloppy?

    It's like watching Spock, Data, or Arnold Swarzenegger try to use popular slang.
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    Moronic Mainstream Media Metaphorical Massacre
    « Reply #1 on: June 24, 2016, 04:23:05 PM »
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