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Offline Tradplorable

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Elvis is BACK!
« on: October 10, 2017, 03:46:50 PM »
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  • In honor of my new avatar, which commemorates the creation of the ghetto, I thought I'd share this with you all:
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    Elvis is ALIVE! 
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    He didn't die, he's back!

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    He's an American hero who fought the mafia, drugs, and chased down America's enemies in Weather Underground terrorists William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn.
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    This is an amazing story and rumor has it he will be revealng himself on his 83rd birthday on January 8th.


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    Watch the film here, Elvis Found Alive, by filmmaker Joel Gilbert, who made an expose film about President Obama called Dreams From My Real Father:
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    http://main.snagfilms.com/films/title/elvis_found_alive.
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    Offline Tradplorable

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #1 on: October 10, 2017, 04:01:58 PM »
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  • Here's the accompanying album he recorded in late 2011, released in January 2012:

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    https://lindahoodsigmontruth.com/jesses-album-of-songs-released-on-the-cd-elvis-found-alive-in-2012/

    I like the song he wrote for his daughter, Lisa Marie, and his cover of Garth Brooks' "The Dance."
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    And his cover of Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin" is quintessential Elvis:
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    https://lindahoodsigmontruth.com/jesses-album-of-songs-released-on-the-cd-elvis-found-alive-in-2012/


    Offline St Ignatius

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #2 on: October 10, 2017, 06:17:50 PM »
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  • Why do you think he's so important as to be your avatar?

    Loose screw....?


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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #3 on: October 10, 2017, 06:28:32 PM »
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  • Yet when I predicted that encouraging this junk would lead to Bigfoot sightings, I was chastened.  ::)

    Offline Neil Obstat

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #4 on: October 10, 2017, 06:47:45 PM »
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  • This is all relevant. Elvis is not dead, the Earth is flat. I will say there are a lot of conspiaracies out there and I believe a lot of them, but this guy will believe anything. The fact that Elvis, a theosophist etc..., is his hero or whatever, is very revealing.

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    After Elvis died, the demon who possessed him wandered about looking for someone else to possess. 
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    Looks like he found someone, maybe brought along 7 more demons more wicked than himself.
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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #5 on: October 10, 2017, 06:48:59 PM »
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  • Yet when I predicted that encouraging this junk would lead to Bigfoot sightings, I was chastened.  ::)
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    Not to worry anymore -- you're safe now! You are among friends.
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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #6 on: October 10, 2017, 06:57:46 PM »
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  •  Why do you think he's so important as to be your avatar?
    It was a JOKE. We were sent to the ghetto, and so I thought of his song, which I posted.
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    You guys need to get a grip...and a sense of humor.
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    Offline Neil Obstat

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #7 on: October 10, 2017, 06:59:36 PM »
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  • Loose screw....?


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    He might like to use the new Jello brain mold................
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    You guys need to get a grip...and a sense of humor.

    This one is wired with electrodes for EEG-like presentations!
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    (Electroencephalography for flat-earthers who deny satellites exist)
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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #8 on: October 10, 2017, 07:01:56 PM »
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  • Got this off of a Baptist site. There are many other sites with this type of information. Why do you think he's so important as to be your avatar?
    I don't really know much about Elvis Presley's personal beliefs. I am aware that present-era musicians are deeply involved in the occult, but I don't know about Presley's involvement.
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    I do know there were a lot of anomalies around his death, and many sightings over the years. It wouldn't surprise me if he faked his death at all. It must have been a crushing level of fame.
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    If it's really him in the film, and he shows up next year, it sounds like he was certainly a patriot that loved his country.
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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #9 on: October 10, 2017, 07:27:45 PM »
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  •                        It was a JOKE.                     We were sent to the ghetto...
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    You guys need to get a grip...and a sense of humor.
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    It was just a JOKE all along?! ............................ So you've been SAYING "the earth is flat" but you don't really mean it?!
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    WOW that's hilarious.       :laugh1:      :laugh2:      :laugh1:      :laugh2:      :laugh1:
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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #10 on: October 11, 2017, 08:16:25 AM »
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    It was just a JOKE all along?! ............................ So you've been SAYING "the earth is flat" but you don't really mean it?!
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    WOW that's hilarious.       :laugh1:      :laugh2:      :laugh1:      :laugh2:      :laugh1:
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    No, Neil Stupidat, the flat earth is not a joke. However, my avatar is. Try to keep up.


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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #11 on: October 11, 2017, 09:17:51 AM »
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  • "Lord, have mercy".

    Offline DZ PLEASE

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #12 on: October 11, 2017, 09:24:53 AM »
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  • But not funny ha-ha
    Mmm... I'm going more with a kinda "derisive incredulity" motif on this one.
    "Lord, have mercy".

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #13 on: October 13, 2017, 12:46:55 PM »
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  • Unfortunately the video is gone Tradplorable. I got through up to the interview and said I would finish it today. Alas its gone. I was so much looking forward to it.

    It was of course a skit, a great bit of fiction enacted as real. I enjoyed the visit to Elvis's house to see his gold records and pictures, looking at his shows that brought fun to us teenagers.

    I have just watched the video on Elvis and his twinless twins. Fascinating, especially the X-ray of the two twins in the womb. I heard one man state life begins at conception. I was moved by the loss suffered by the twin that lived/lives. I could picture God creating two souls at the same time inside the womb of the mother. I can understand how such lliving twins could feel a spititual communication with their dead brother or sister. I could also understand the feeling of guilt that they lived and their twin died. If Elvis was tormented by this, God will have understood.

    Elvis played a huge part in my life and others of my generation. I do not recall his giving any scandal to me or other Catholic friends in our time. Indeed I always associated him with Christianity which is more that can be said about any of today's stars. We loved his rock and roll, often played at the parish dances we went to in the early 60s. These dances always had a priest there to separate any boy and girl getting too close to one another. 

    Recently there was a great programme on Elvis's demise and death. there were interviews with some of his friends and musicians who played with him, some who found him dead and accompanied him to the hospital. Elvis is dead, Lord have mercy on his soul.

    Once again I am shocked at the judgements posted on this forum. Elvis was a devil and all that.
    I am the same age Elvis would have been, so lived every day he lived and was never scandalised by him. Didn't the Lord himself tell us not to judge lest we shall be judged.

    Finally I recall another comment on Elvis. It went like this:

    ‘The numerological decline of practicing Christians in the world would appear to be irreversible. The present Pope [John Paul II] has said that if the decline continues at the present rate then in 70 years there will be no Christians on the face of the planet [see, always “planet” not the Earth]. This prophecy is perhaps pessimistic. It ignores the human capacity to be inconsistent…Christianity will survive in a more or less undiluted form. A civilisation which readily believes in flying saucers and the resurrection of Elvis Presley should have no difficulty to swallow what is dished out by the tele-evangelists.’ ---A. N. Wilson, writer and historian, Daily Express, Oct. 21, 1999, pp.44-45.

    Oh, just about to watch a recorded investigation into the 'Big Foots of the world, should be interesting.

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    Re: Elvis is BACK!
    « Reply #14 on: October 13, 2017, 01:15:35 PM »
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  • I think that Elvis basically started out as a nice old-fashioned young man, but he got caught up in the nasty music industry, which is evil. His dancing onstage was very, well, immodest to say the least. 

    Still, I remember reading the autobiography of the actress Dolores Hart, who eventually became a nun, and how Elvis asked her on a date when they were making a film together. She declined his offer, but she wrote that he was always such as gentleman, and he called her "Miss Dolores." 

    I always thought it was sad that the media treated him so horribly when he was older and overweight. And also sad that his wife left him when times got tough. 




     

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