Why can't we nail down a concise list of the symptoms of this boogeyman virus?

Why does it have to be the "synthesis of all diseases" like Modernism is to heresies throughout the ages? The sink into which all other errors flow?

I've heard CÖVÌD causes respiratory problems, loss of energy for months, wasting away (like AIDS), blood clots, brain damage, erectile dysfunction, now tinnitus...

And that doesn't count all the symptoms WHILE YOU HAVE IT, like trouble breathing, loss of taste/smell, cough, sneezing, fever, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, weakness, headache -- again, the whole kitchen sink.

Is there ANYTHING this boogeyman can't do to you?

Oh, and this is the same virus that leaves some people COMPLETELY ALONE -- they are either completely asymptomatic, or they get something pathetically weak like a runny nose.

Is it even physically, biologically possible for ONE VIRUS to be this much of a swiss army knife?

Give me a break.

Gee, when did they come up with *that* one?  It took a year for them to add this one to the laundry list?

They left one out:  it makes one brain dead.