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Offline Matthew

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Being Sexy is a silly concept
« on: March 11, 2021, 03:02:58 PM »
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  • Whenever someone says ANYONE or ANYTHING is "sexy" just replace it with "ready to eat waffles" for a good laugh.

    What does "sexy" really mean anyhow?

    The sɛҳuąƖ appetite is not exclusive to the rich, healthy, or good looking. Neither is sɛҳuąƖ potency.

    And how much time does the average person REALLY spend, per week, on copulation? Sex is just NOT that major a component of daily life.

    Why define your wardrobe, speech pattern, personal appearance, etc. in terms of something you do less than an hour a day? Like eating waffles. Waffles are great and all, but you engage in eating them for what, 1/2 hour each morning at most? Eating waffles just isn't that important a component of daily life.

    Does sexy mean "up for it at the drop of a hat?" That would describe almost all men, except for a few who are extremely unhealthy and/or impotent. And among those interested in sex with strangers, they usually aren't that picky when it comes down to it -- at least for the men (with a few exceptions: horrible oral hygiene, morbidly obese, etc.)

    When you are hungry, you eat food, as appropriate. Some eat too much food, or food that is bad for them.

    But do you wear special makeup, clothing, or strike a special pose to show you're ready to eat, or intend to eat as soon as you're hungry again? That would be ridiculous.
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    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: Being Sexy is a silly concept
    « Reply #1 on: March 11, 2021, 03:10:55 PM »
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  • Let us try.

    Hubba Hubba, you look ready to eat waffles. 

    Man that gun is ready to eat waffles.

    I'm so ready to eat waffles it hurts.

    Do you think I'm ready to eat waffles?

    Look at the girl in that ready in to eat waffles dress. 

    :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2:
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    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster


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    Re: Being Sexy is a silly concept
    « Reply #2 on: March 11, 2021, 03:16:24 PM »
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  • Love. Another misused and misunderstood word amongst the heathens amongst us.

    Find a song where LOVE appears as a noun, and replace it with BEER.

    i.e. All you need is BEER, BEER is all you need

    Don't let mah BEER out in the cold.......

    Oh Ruby, don't take your BEER to town

    :jester:
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    Offline Viva Cristo Rey

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    Re: Being Sexy is a silly concept
    « Reply #3 on: March 11, 2021, 05:25:36 PM »
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  • Term “sexy” should has been cancelled by Catholic Church. Nope.  crickets. 
    May God bless you and keep you

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    Re: Being Sexy is a silly concept
    « Reply #4 on: March 11, 2021, 06:14:46 PM »
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  • Being "Sexy" is also very mortally sinful concept that guarantees a one way ticket to eternal Hell.

    It breaks the six and the ninth commandment in which I always taught before Vatican 2 is mortally sinful.


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    Re: Being Sexy is a silly concept
    « Reply #5 on: March 11, 2021, 06:38:41 PM »
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  • Being "Sexy" is also very mortally sinful concept that guarantees a one way ticket to eternal Hell.

    It breaks the six and the ninth commandment in which I always taught before Vatican 2 is mortally sinful.
    Indeed. Follow the smoke into the fire, as one is playing with fire.
    Therefore "ready to eat waffles" needs to take off. No pun insinuated.
    I do not want the English language to become like Newspeak though. 
    The proper usage of language begins with each one of us.
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