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Offline SeanJohnson

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Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
« on: July 07, 2021, 07:34:21 AM »
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #1 on: July 07, 2021, 07:45:57 AM »
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    • The men in my family are apparently committing crimes against humanity.
    Deadly it is (I've often told them that)
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #2 on: July 07, 2021, 08:10:14 AM »
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    • An another fairytale invented by the left and backed up by the controlled media for an excuse to murder millions of
    innocent people over fake science.
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #3 on: July 07, 2021, 11:42:21 AM »
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    • This is a serious study! It was not meant to be a joke, it just shows how idiotic these people are. Quite striking. :

    Oktoberfest 'produces 10 times as much methane as Boston'

    First analysis of environmental impact of Munich festival reveals extent of emissions



    For the millions of people who descend on Munich for the annual bash, Oktoberfest is a celebration of beer, bands and bratwurst.
    But as the dust settles for another year on the world’s largest folk festival, and die Bierleichen (“beer corpses”) return to the land of the living, environmental scientists have released the first analysis of methane emissions from the 16-day party.

    Researchers at Technical University in Munich walked and cycled around the perimeter of the festival last year with mobile sensors aloft. The instruments found the event emitted nearly 1,500kg of methane – 10 times the amount that wafted off Boston, Massachusetts, in the same period.
    The scientists attributed most of Oktoberfest’s emissions to leaks and incomplete combustion in cooking and heating appliances. Though an appreciable part of the rise in the gas, about 10%, was attributed to the flatulence and burps of attendees.
    Jia Chen, who studies greenhouse gases in urban environments, said: “The observed methane concentrations cannot solely be explained by biogenic sources.
    “We have strong indications that fossil fuel methane emissions by gas grills and heating appliances are major sources.”
    After carbon dioxide, methane is the second most common greenhouse gas emitted by human activity. Though shorter-lived, it is more effective than carbon dioxide at heating the atmosphere and accounts for about 20% of global heating due to anthropogenic greenhouse gas emissions since 1750. Atmospheric levels of the gas have surged in recent years for reasons scientists cannot fully explain.
    Having noticed a spike in Munich’s methane levels during Oktoberfest in previous years, Chen and her colleagues decided to monitor the event to see whether major festivals made important contributions to greenhouse gas emissions.
    More than six million people visit Oktoberfest each year and make their way through more than seven million litres of beer, 100,000 litres of wine, half a million chickens and a quarter of a million sausages.
    To Chen’s surprise, on average, every square metre of Oktoberfest in 2018 released 6.7 micrograms of methane per second. Less than 10% was calculated to come from festivalgoers in the form of flatulence and burps, according to a paper submitted to the journal Atmospheric Chemistry and Physics.
    Chen believes the work can help festival organisers draw up policies to reduce their methane emissions. The study concludes the releases of methane are high enough for major festivals to be considered greenhouse gas sources in local emissions inventories.
    “Large but time-limited festivals, like Oktoberfest, are sources that have not been accounted for in existing emission inventories, even though, as we have seen, the methane emissions are significant,” Chen said. “Inaccurate or incomplete emission inventories are a problem, because many decisions
    are based on this data.”
    With people travelling to Oktoberfest from more than 50 countries, methane leaks from the Theresienwiese site are not the greatest environmental concern. But improving gas appliances to reduce methane emissions still makes sense, Chen said. “Small steps can bring us closer to achieving the world climate goals,” she added.


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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #4 on: July 07, 2021, 11:57:35 AM »
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    • if everyone is d3ad from the v^cc1n3 we won't have to worry about farts :)
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #5 on: July 07, 2021, 12:56:03 PM »
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    •  :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: How silly, we humans have nuclear weapons, radiation, and chemical bσɱbs but we go extinct by our own German air bears.
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #6 on: July 07, 2021, 06:59:13 PM »
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    • So this is how the world ends... not with a bang... but with the crepitation of many festive Germans in Lederhosen and dirndls enjoying mugs of golden goodness...

    As the woman said who tried to commit ѕυιcιdє when she heard War Of The Worlds and feared alien annihilation, I'd rather go like this, than like that.
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #7 on: July 07, 2021, 08:44:19 PM »
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    • Quote from: Romulus on July 07, 2021, 12:56:03 PM
    :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: How silly, we humans have nuclear weapons, radiation, and chemical bσɱbs but we go extinct by our own German air bears.
    I am an unregistered weapon because of my Crohn’s/ ulcerative colitis.  :laugh1:
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #8 on: July 07, 2021, 09:06:34 PM »
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    • Quote from: josefamenendez on July 07, 2021, 07:45:57 AM
    The men in my family are apparently committing crimes against humanity.
    Deadly it is (I've often told them that)
    In more gentile days when one of my brothers let one out my dear mother would simply say, Bill, open the door. No more was said but those four words. 
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #9 on: July 08, 2021, 11:07:42 AM »
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    • On the serious side, porcine flatulence has proven deadly. Failure to ventilate a pig housing building has killed a few farmers.

    Having visited an organic pig farm run by a Trad family, even the regular pig smell is bad. Our clothes stank mightily upon exiting. Happy pigs though, listening to classical music and eating close to fermented corn. Bourbon and bacon!

    Then there were the many times in the endoscopy ward, hearing the post scoping arse trumpeting.
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #10 on: July 08, 2021, 11:18:14 AM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on July 08, 2021, 11:07:42 AM
    On the serious side, porcine flatulence has proven deadly. Failure to ventilate a pig housing building has killed a few farmers.

    Having visited an organic pig farm run by a Trad family, even the regular pig smell is bad. Our clothes stank mightily upon exiting. Happy pigs though, listening to classical music and eating close to fermented corn. Bourbon and bacon!

    Then there were the many times in the endoscopy ward, hearing the post scoping arse Tɾυmρeting.


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    That would be a really wretched way to die.  Requiescant in pace.

    On the lighter side, contemplating a meal of some good Southern yellow grits and a rasher of bacon, followed by a shot or two of Knob Creek or Booker's, well, that is a very pleasant thought to have in one's head.
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    Re: Beer Farts Threaten Global Extinction
    « Reply #11 on: July 08, 2021, 11:40:47 AM »
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    • Quote from: SimpleMan on July 08, 2021, 11:18:14 AM


    Today I learned...

    That would be a really wretched way to die.  Requiescant in pace.

    On the lighter side, contemplating a meal of some good Southern yellow grits and a rasher of bacon, followed by a shot or two of Knob Creek or Booker's, well, that is a very pleasant thought to have in one's head.
    Never had the pleasure of trying Booker’s. I still have Maker’s Mark, as I imbibe little because of health issues. 
    One bourbon I tried strictly for namesake was Rebel Yell. I very much enjoyed it to my delight. I recall many a year ago sending a bottle of it to His Lordship +W for his birthday. 
    Getting back to flatulence, I was surprised at the actual chemical composition of a rectal gaseous emission. Of course it will vary with diet.
    BBQ ribs, beer, milk, brown beans simmered in bourbon and some legumes would definitely make for some blazing saddles.  ;) :laugh2:  :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1:
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