[Neil Obstat]

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In sudden disgust, the three lionesses realized

they had killed a tofudebeast, one of the

Serengeti's obnoxious health antelopes.

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(The Serengeti is a vast plain in east-central Africa.) 
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[Neil Obstat]

Or maybe a plain o'l wood plane?

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And another thing.........
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Rivers on the plane are simply doing what they always did, go down towards sea level.

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Whereas some rivers go AWAY from sea level, plainly speaking.
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[St Ignatius]

As it's plain to see, the bird-plane planed the sea...

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[DZ PLEASE]

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Sing it again!
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"OHHHHHHH..."

[MyrnaM]

Why did the Mississippi River run backward in 1812?

[Truth is Eternal]

Why did the Mississippi River run backward in 1812?

It is very simple; too much water from the Gulf of Mexico caused water to go into the Mississippi. Water finds it's own level.

[St Ignatius]

It is very simple; too much water from the Gulf of Mexico caused water to go into the Mississippi. Water finds it's own level.

C'mon dim-wit... you could have at least done a quick Google search on that one...

[DZ PLEASE]

C'mon dim-wit... you could have at least done a quick Google search on that one...

That's part of the wickedness of whoever is driving this, for all that they have to do is driftnet and infect those prone; the droning masses drown out the remainder.

Simple law of large numbers does the rest.

Classic, and it works.

The only rigor needed is that of the telemarketer, namely just keep dialing and stick to the script.

I wonder how many Obama phones are still functioning?

[Truth is Eternal]

C'mon dim-wit... you could have at least done a quick Google search on that one...

I am correct. The area flooded because of too much water. The levee broke. The Mississippi river did not naturally flow backwards.

[DZ PLEASE]

I am correct. The area flooded because of too much water. The levee broke. The Mississippi river did not naturally flow backwards.

Could have been much worse, like one of them-there dry floods...

That preternatural back-flow is scary stuff though, river demons, don't you know?

[Truth is Eternal]

Could have been much worse, like one of them-there dry floods...

The Mississippi river still flows out to the Gulf of Mexico.

[DZ PLEASE]

The Mississippi river still flows out to the Gulf of Mexico.

Except when it doesn't, as you just admitted.

[Truth is Eternal]

Except when it doesn't, as you just admitted.

I said the Mississippi river flows to the Gulf of Mexico. It's very simple.

[DZ PLEASE]

I said the Mississippi river flows to the Gulf of Mexico. It's very simple.

Oh right, I forgot that things like scholastic rigor, coherence, consistency and related are liabilities in some circles.

[Neil Obstat]

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So, rivers do, and rivers don't, but then they do, like I said they do, except for when they don't.
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Simple. 
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