This isn't Rome, but one of its lay toadies:

Hey Giuseppe, you've got to be kidding me. Right?

This is corporate BS on LSD.

Those critics who accused the pope of presumed heresies have not understood him at all,

> Well sure, I mean it's not like he's the supreme pastor and teacher or anything. He only had a few days to clear it up.
> This is the "he's just misunderstood" track. It's like some married dude chatting up a bar bimbo about how "my wife just doesn't understand me".

said the Archbishop of Chieti who is also a distinguished theologian,

>Too bad he's not a Catholic one.

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The signatories to the Pope's "Correction" published last weekend on the Internet were an "absolute minority". They have have not grasped, but misunderstood, Francis's letter on marriage and family in April 2016 ". Their "attack" was "serious": "manipulation, prejudice, an operation against the pope and against the Church".

>So wait, is it a misunderstanding, or is it malicious distortion?

Forte was a special Secretary of Episcopal Synod on Marriage and Family in 2014/2015. In this function, he was also involved in the final docuмent.

>So he's covering his own pseudo-clerical ass too...

According to the theologian, the "Pope's letter" Amoris laetitia "on marriage and the family of April 2016" did not change the doctrine of the Church ".

>"Honey, I keep telling you she's just a Physical Therapist; she's from Europe, naked is how they do things."

Rather, "it simply answers to a pastoral question",

>So simple that people like you are still twisting around like pretzels at the Peking Opera.

especially concerning the remarried divorced.

>"Yefturdae ah cuddint evun spail "Feolojun"; turday ah are wun!"


"It is certain that God's love does not leave these people."

>How many box tops does it take to be a Vatican "Theologian" nowadays? Do you get the decoder ring right away, or do you have to funny a certain quantity of young boys to your sponsors first?

>I'd better cool it before I get "charity batted", and I don't have a bucket to hand to puke in.