One of my other favorite examples of their Satanic inspirations: Christ didn't really mean that the good thief would go to Heaven that same day (as is traditional teaching), but that every English Bible that's ever been printed misplaced the comma (or colon). So the meaning of the passage is now completely changed! What a hellbound bunch of liars and pretenders.
Please quote where the Dimond's said "the comma was misplaced". You quoted scripture yourself as saying today you will be in
Paradise. Paradise is not Heaven, which was closed to man since the fall of Adam & Eve, and Heaven was not opened till Christ's Ascension 40+ days later, and it was Our Lord Jesus Christ himself that opened the gates of Heaven.
Our Lord descended into Hell the day he died, that is to Paradise, the Limbo of the Patriarchs (which was in Hell).
Are you saying the the Good Thief went to Heaven the day he died? If so, I never heard that before in my life.