"Pope at Havana (With the Papa)"

To the Tune of "Copacabana (At the Copa)" by Barry Manilow

To help you sing along:

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His name was Jorge, he was a Card'nal
With social justice in the air and a robe cut down to there
He would support gαys and do the tango
And when he tried to be a star
Satan pushed him way too far
Across the conclave floor, they slaved from 8 til 4
He was young-er than ol' Ratzinger
Who could ask for more?

With the Papa (Pope!) La Vaticana (La-Vaticana)
The gαyest spot south of Ravenna (here)
With the Papa (Pope!) La Vaticana (La-Vaticana)
Music and fashion were always his passion
With the Papa... they fell in love!

Papa! La Vaticana!

His name was Francis, he wore a mitre
He was elected to his chair, there he ruled without a care
And when the Commies, they called him over
Raul Castro waved his fist uncurled
Francis soared across the world
And then the speeches flew and hairs were split in two
There was Mass next to Che Guevara
But just who shocked who?

With the Pope-ah (Pope!) Pope at Havana (Pope-at-Havana)
The hottest spot north of Gehenna (here)
With the Pope-ah (Pope!) Pope at Havana (Pope-at-Havana)
Marxists in fashion were always his passion
With the Pope-ah...(screams) they lost their faith!

Pope-ah! Pope at Havanahh!

Pope-ah! Pope at Havanahh! Mass with Guevarahhh!
Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
Pope-ahhh! Pope at Havanahhh! Like in Gomorrahhh! Have a bananahhh!
Marxists in fashion always his paaaassion!

Our name was Catholic, we had a culture,
But that was 50 years now past, when we used to have a Mass
Now a fiasco, not just with Francis,
Still in distress we used to swear,
Faithless priests were everywhere
They come here to unwind, and talk themselves half-blind
We lost the truth we've become so phony
Now we've lost our minds!

With the Pope-ah (Pope!) Pope at Havana (Pope-at-Havana)
The hottest spot north of Gehenna (here)
With the Papa (Pope!) La Vaticana (La-Vaticana)
Marxists do cash-in when he gets his Pasch in!
With the Pope-ah... don't fall in love
Don't fall in love!

Pope-ah! Pope at Havana! Mass with Guevara! La Vaticana!

Pope-ah! Pope at Havana! Mass with Guevara! La Vaticana! Like in Gomorrah!
Pope at Havana! Mass with Guevara! La Vaticana! Like in Gomorrah!

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