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Offline Solidus

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The Novus Ordo Challenge
« on: July 05, 2013, 08:12:24 PM »
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  • If you can listen to this entire homily without doing this  :really-mad2: or :facepalm: ... you can drink a beer.  :cheers:

    (lol @ grey haired parish)
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/gneC31aWUjU[/youtube]


    If you can watch this entire Sunday TV Mass... you can eat meat next Friday.  :ready-to-eat:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/_rtSryTZZ0s[/youtube]


    If you're a young person who doesn't lose their religious vocation after watching this video... your vocation is probably legit  :incense:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/aP74qJBWsKY[/youtube]


    If you don't want want to  :dancing-banana: and twirl around  :light-saber: in the dark after watching this video then you're probably a heretic  :heretic:  We are the Novus Ordo. Your cultural likeness and the music on your ipod and will be assimilated into our liturgy. Your frankincense will be replaced with patchouli oil. Resistance is futile.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/vRtCh0K-9-g[/youtube]



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    The Novus Ordo Challenge
    « Reply #1 on: July 05, 2013, 08:29:29 PM »
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  •  :drillsergeant:  A BETTER CHALLENGE !

    If I want to succuмb to nausea, vomiting, alcohol poisoning, and vertigo, I can go to the real thing.  I decline the challenge in favor of home-alone if nothing better is available.  Really, it's not a joking matter.  Look at the faces of these people and realize they're going to Hell.  :cry:

     :pray:How about every CI reader say one decade for one of them before you sleep tonight? :sleep:  

    I'll pray for the "priest" in green on the first video.  Who else is up to what I'll call Our Lady's Challenge?  Remember,  She said souls are falling into Hell "because there is nobody to pray or make sacrifices" for them.
     St. Francis Xavier threw a Crucifix into the sea, at once calming the waves.  Upon reaching the shore, the Crucifix was returned to him by a crab with a curious cross pattern on its shell.  


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    The Novus Ordo Challenge
    « Reply #2 on: July 07, 2013, 02:25:39 AM »
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  • Quote from: Solidus
    If you can listen to this entire homily without doing this  :really-mad2: or :facepalm: ... you can drink a beer.  :cheers:

    (lol @ grey haired parish)
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/gneC31aWUjU[/youtube]


    If you can watch this entire Sunday TV Mass... you can eat meat next Friday.  :ready-to-eat:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/_rtSryTZZ0s[/youtube]


    If you're a young person who doesn't lose their religious vocation after watching this video... your vocation is probably legit  :incense:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/aP74qJBWsKY[/youtube]


    If you don't want want to  :dancing-banana: and twirl around  :light-saber: in the dark after watching this video then you're probably a heretic  :heretic:  We are the Novus Ordo. Your cultural likeness and the music on your ipod and will be assimilated into our liturgy. Your frankincense will be replaced with patchouli oil. Resistance is futile.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/vRtCh0K-9-g[/youtube]



    Those young guys dancing is proof of gαy lobby.  That was so gαy.    
    May God bless you and keep you

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    « Reply #3 on: July 07, 2013, 02:31:23 AM »
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  • The one shows those dreaded guitars. Near a oversized
    End table.  Ugly unholy anti Catholic community center.  
    May God bless you and keep you

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    « Reply #4 on: July 07, 2013, 04:58:04 PM »
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  •  :smash-pc:Thank you for removing the obnoxious videos!
     St. Francis Xavier threw a Crucifix into the sea, at once calming the waves.  Upon reaching the shore, the Crucifix was returned to him by a crab with a curious cross pattern on its shell.  


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    « Reply #5 on: July 07, 2013, 09:23:05 PM »
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  • Quote from: Solidus
    If you can listen to this entire homily without doing this  :really-mad2: or :facepalm: ... you can drink a beer.  :cheers:


    I couldn't. I had a beer anyway.