If you can listen to this entire homily without doing this :really-mad2: or
... you can drink a beer. :cheers:
(lol @ grey haired parish)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/gneC31aWUjU[/youtube]
If you can watch this entire Sunday TV Mass... you can eat meat next Friday. :ready-to-eat:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/_rtSryTZZ0s[/youtube]
If you're a young person who doesn't lose their religious vocation after watching this video... your vocation is probably legit
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/aP74qJBWsKY[/youtube]
If you don't want want to :dancing-banana: and twirl around :light-saber: in the dark after watching this video then you're probably a heretic :heretic: We are the Novus Ordo. Your cultural likeness and the music on your ipod and will be assimilated into our liturgy. Your frankincense will be replaced with patchouli oil. Resistance is futile.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/embed/vRtCh0K-9-g[/youtube]