before his retirement, he said these things at Mass:

"once I went to someone's home, and they had a daughter, I asked the girl whether she can cook, because any girl of that age should be able to cook something, I asked her whether she can cook  shirin polo (a persian food), she said that she could only cook ashe roshteh (a wrong pronunciation of another perisan food) I said oops."

".....when a man eeeeh eeeeh" we wonder what he meant by "eeeh eeeeh" then after some second a woman in the pews said "tries" then Mnsgr. said "yes, when a man tries"
a priest with a bad persian for Iran.
"when they see "Labrands" of their spouses..." again I wondered about "Labrand", I thought alot for some weeks.. months...untill I realized that it was "Labkhand" a persian word for "smile".
his sermons were so full of grimaces and sounds like :"iiiaahh"
came out of his month when he just wanted to show his displeasure.