After Easter Mass the head flapper walked past an older parishioner near the holy water font and I saw the older parishioner get in the flapper's face and heard him say quite emphatically, "You need to stop being the center of attention and move out of the center of the church!" The flapper looked quite shocked at the confrontation, but paused, seemed to think better of it, so said nothing and hastily moved on.
Oh, admit it, Mark, that "older parishioner" was none other than youself, right?
