For the likes of Stubborn, Cantarella and the rest of their ilk, a seminary would consist only in the "literal reading" of Church Councils, Canon Law, Bulls, Encyclicals, the Bible and other primary sources.
And that's it.
No dogmatic or morality manuals, as these are mere "parables and metaphors".
In fact, all the "seminarians" would carry would be a copy of Denzinger, Canon Law and the Bible.
These people are so detached from reality and unaware of the danger they find themselves in it's scary.