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Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PM »
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  • Eye of the Tiber is like "The Onion" for Catholic topics. That is to say, it's a spoof site. But in this case (like many others?) their satire is DEAD ON, considering the Pope truly plans to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Revolt, when countless souls left the Catholic Church. Pope Francis visiting Pope Michael wouldn't be any MORE crazy than this! Truth is stranger than (or at least as strange as) fiction.

    http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2016/02/05/francis-to-visit-kansas-to-commemorate-26th-anniversary-of-pope-michael-election-to-papacy/

    The Vatican has announced that Pope Francis will visit Kansas in July to commemorate the 26th anniversary of Pope Michael’s election to the papacy, just months before visiting Sweden to commemorate the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation.
    During the July 16th trip to Kansas, Francis will take part in a joint prayer service with the conclavist community, the Vatican reported earlier this week.
    Word of the visit to Kansas was reported Monday, after Francis learned that Michael would not be able to make it to Rome for what the Vatican was calling, “Remorsapalooza.”
    The announcement was made during the Week of Prayer for Christian Unity, where Francis asked forgiveness “for the sins of our divisions that were, one hundred percent of the time, caused by the Church.”
    “It’s all our fault,” Francis told leaders from the Protestant, Jєωιѕн, Buddhist, Muslim, and atheist communities. “To the Muslim community, I ask forgiveness for beginning the crusades. To our protestant brethren, we ask forgiveness for everything we did to cause the Reformation. And we ask forgiveness to our Jєωιѕн brethren for everything that happened to your community in consequence of the crucifixion. Definitely our fault.”
    Francis went on to admit that every bad thing that had ever happened in the history of man, even those that took place before Christianity “was the fault of the Catholic Church,” before going on to lash himself for the Church’s sins for nearly three hours.
    “We cannot erase what happened before, but we do not want to allow the weight of past wounds to continue to contaminate our relations,” Francis said at Rome’s Basilica of St. Paul Outside the Walls. “Therefore, I offer St. Paul Outside the Walls to Pope Michael and all the tens of people that he shepherds.”

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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #1 on: February 05, 2016, 10:12:50 PM »
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  • Hey! Pope Benedict should go along to make the threesome - or is that already in the article which I haven't read yet (and may never!)
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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #2 on: February 06, 2016, 03:15:56 PM »
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  • How many here still believe Francis is the True Pope; please sign in ...

     :popcorn:
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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #3 on: February 06, 2016, 06:51:57 PM »
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  •   I think Pope Michael would debate them to a complete earful
    of his Theology !  :incense:  :pray: :facepalm: :detective:

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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #4 on: February 06, 2016, 06:56:29 PM »
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  • In real life, Pope Michael would have no part of that kind of false ecuмenism.
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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #5 on: February 06, 2016, 10:36:56 PM »
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  • Spoof or no spoof, I would not be surprised.  Michael would love the publicity.

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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #6 on: February 07, 2016, 08:00:46 AM »
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  •   Maybe he would do it just show them he is more Catholic
    and they are not . That alone would be a show of to see.
    He is quite a story in himself and would a great debate.

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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #7 on: February 07, 2016, 09:51:07 AM »
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  • Quote

    Word of the visit to Kansas was reported Monday, after Francis learned that Michael would not be able to make it to Rome for what the Vatican was calling, “Remorsapalooza.”


    Remorsapalooza?  Remorsapalooza??

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    The announcement was made during the Week of Prayer for Christian Unity, where Francis asked forgiveness “for the sins of our divisions that were, one hundred percent of the time, caused by the Church.”

    “It’s all our fault,” Francis told leaders from the Protestant, Jєωιѕн, Buddhist, Muslim, and atheist communities. “To the Muslim community, I ask forgiveness for beginning the crusades. To our protestant brethren, we ask forgiveness for everything we did to cause the Reformation. And we ask forgiveness to our Jєωιѕн brethren for everything that happened to your community in consequence of the crucifixion. Definitely our fault.”


    Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...  How do you say "100%" in Latin?

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    Francis went on to admit that every bad thing that had ever happened in the history of man, even those that took place before Christianity “was the fault of the Catholic Church,” before going on to lash himself for the Church’s sins for nearly three hours.


    So the Catholic Church is now responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in human history.

    Okay...   :rolleyes:

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    “We cannot erase what happened before, but we do not want to allow the weight of past wounds to continue to contaminate our relations,” Francis said at Rome’s Basilica of St. Paul Outside the Walls. “Therefore, I offer St. Paul Outside the Walls to Pope Michael and all the tens of people that he shepherds.”


    All the tens of people, eh?


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    Spoof - Pope Francis to visit Pope Michael on 26th anniversary
    « Reply #8 on: February 07, 2016, 12:52:04 PM »
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  • Perhaps they will meet in Cuba along with the Russian Patriarch.