Are you a self appointed "Theologian"

?

If so, I have the perfect job for you:

We at the society of soulguard have need of a temporary self taught theologian
who is easy going, has no criminal record, competent phone manner, and willing
to work whenever he gets the inspiration from the holy ghost. The work involves
arguing with sedevacantists, calling people outside the SSPX by derogatory names,
and general advertizing duties. There is also ample opportunity for self promotion
in the process. The position is temporary until people get sick of either you or your
product. Starting salary is negotiable, unless you are working for the man we think
is the pope, in which case negotiation is impossible.

Candidates must:

* Have no experience of the realities of life
* Be able to promote themselves at all times
* Be able to ridicule enemies without using certain words
* Be vain
* Believe that those in the Indult are damned
* Believe that the Dimond brothers are insane
* Gather information on people who show up at SSPX mass and then spread rumors about them to your friends behind their back
* Record phone calls from anyone who is new to the SSPX
* Have read all of the opinions of Arch bishop lefebvre up to the ones where he implies that he might believe in sedevacantism at some point in the future which you can leave out because you feel like it
* Ignore arch bishop Thuc
* Defend a position of schism by means of maintaining outward appearances, while at the same time calling the indult the "smells and bells crowd".

Interested? Call into our office today.