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These are the laws issued by His Supreme Royal Majesty on the Date enclosed at the end of this historical docuмent.

Thou shall not kill, for if he stabs he shall be stabbed, for if he gives aim to the heart he shall be ripped of heart, for if he strangles he shall be hanged, for if he burns or consumes he shall be consumed by the fires of hell brought from the ground of the Royal Execution grounds, for if drowns he shall be frozen to death, for if he beats he shall be beaten, for if he whips or tortures he shall be whipped and tortured. God once stated and eye for an eye, so too shall it be now!

Though shall not steal, for if one does once his right arm shall decapitated and he shall be let to bleed, if he survives and does so again the arm of the left shall be decapitated and then his toes cut from his feet, for if he does so again he shall be executed at the Royal Execution Grounds. If he steals from a woman or child, he shall be given no chance and shall be executed on sight. If he commits theft against a royal or noble, he shall be burned alive for his treason.

Thou shall not rape for one will be turned into a eunoch, thou shall not commit adultery for his penis shall be cut off and be fed to the sharks of the ocean, one will not in-breed for they shall be shown nude to the public. One will not video intercourse for they shall be shown nude to the public. One will not change the sex of theirs for it is against God's will and they shall be executed buy pouring acid  onto their skin if done shedding the lies that mask the fake sex. "sagging" the form of pants below the hips showing the underware and such is considered public nudity and will be enforced strongly and will be punished by the Pontiff.

Identity theft shall result in the torture practice of the criminal's skin being peeled off of his body and face and left to die in the agonizing pain. One who commites treason of any kind, whether it be terrorism, identity theft, theft, rape, ect. shall all be put to death with a suitable torture through crucifixion or an other consequence chosen by the Pontiff and Monarch.

One who is an apostate shall be tortured suited to their crime. For one is a Jєω, they shall be deprived of the rite to see and their eyes gourged out by what is suitable at the time. Then they shall be crucified at the Royal Execution grounds. For one is a muslim, they shall be whipped, stoned, and burned to death. An orthodox christian torn limb from limb for their departure of the church.  Any other heretical beleif such as Himduism and Shintoism shall be burned at the stake. A practitioner of magic of any kind other than normal stage magic shall be burned at the stake but not before being put into a dark room tortured by sights of the devil using poison gas.

Anyone against the form of government which is a theocracy/absolute monarchy which is called Castilianism shall be charged with treason and will be shot or crucified. Those who mock Traditional Roman Catholicism or promote anyother religion shall be crucified like Jesus was crucified by the Jєωs.

Those who mock our Great Supreme Majesty or Pontiff shall be fined a fine of 50,000 dollars.

A person who uses illegal drugs such as meth, ect. shall be drugged to near death to show a moral lesson and truth.  

One who mocks the Monarch or any of Royal matters shall be charged with treason and will be issued to the Pontiff for discretion, the heaviest punishment is being jailed for a period of 1 year.

Those who prosper off of other's mis-fortune shall be executed for treason against the people of the Holy United Castilian Empire. Those who plot against the government in anyway shall be shot at the execution  grounds.

There is no tolerance for breaking any of these imprtant laws signed off by his Royal Majesty

Issue Decreed by His Supreme Royal Majesty

The Knights of the Royal Castilain Courts




Date Issued this 21st of April in the year 2010 in the 5 epoch

...one will not in-breed for they shall be shown nude to the public. One will not video intercourse for they shall be shown nude to the public...

I love these!  You will more or less tempt the public, by showing the criminal naked -- and for having committed sins of the flesh!  Great stuff, Rex Stultorum!

One who commites treason of any kind, whether it be terrorism, identity theft, theft, rape, ect.

You already mentioned rape, and the penalty was different!  HeL-Lo-O, McRex!!  

The crack pipe, despite your long-time love affair with it, is not actually your friend :)

The thing about showing criminals nude to the public is uncomfortably reminiscent of how Christ was stripped on the Cross to humiliate Him.  The anti-Catholic streak of the PN -- Picayune Nonarch -- is quite clear to me at least.  Essentially his feeble satire is aimed at the Inquisition and at portraying the Church as brutal and intolerant.  He lurks around here because the board is full of reactionaries.  

It does remind me of the erstwhile Boniface with his ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖ innuendo who memorably called me a "Torquemada queen."  I won't speculate about the PN's proclivities but maybe the gαys and heretics ( and gαy heretics ) that have infiltrated the Church know the time for their loathsome activities is just about over and are starting to sweat.  

Actually Matthew, I like that last thought. Many times I must bite my tongue when I see fools in public with their pants about to fall off  

Fake great monarch,

You seem to hav a fixation on torture and castration. Are you a ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖ?

No our Monarch is no ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖ, in fact he is homophobic. He believes as the Bible does that ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity is an abomination and anyone who is gαy should be punished heavily.

The one who calls himself the Great Monarch said:

Issued by His Supreme Royal Majesty,
Our Monarch is no Picayune Monarch, you just mock these laws for you have at least once broken oe of these laws and could not live in a world of strict laws to create a utopia.

Having you actually address me personally and discuss my mortal sins is an ooky experience.  

I apologize for my mockery of you.  Mockery is your field, not mine.