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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again, Discreetly Wipes Tear From Eye




    VATICAN–Sources close to the Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI reported that the Holy Father has been silently obsessing over Time Magazine’s recent choice of Pope Francis as “Person of the Year.” ”He got up as usual this morning,” said one source, “said his morning prayers and celebrated Mass. Then he sat down to check Yahoo News with his morning tea, like he always does. When he saw…it…he just got really quiet for a long time. Then when he noticed I was looking, he smiled at me and said, ‘good for him.’ It was weird. He said that without really opening his mouth. Like his teeth were still together as he said it.” Pope Francis is the third Bishop of Rome to be named “Person of the Year” by TIME, following Pope John XXIII and Pope John Paul II. EOTT’s source reported that Benedict then made another visit to his private chapel, where he remained for a good 20 minutes. He emerged and sighed deeply before going back to the Yahoo News site, which he reportedly read and re-read several times, at one point muttering under his breath, “Really? Molly Cyrus?”

    ”When he finished reading all the comments and refreshing the page a couple times to make sure there weren’t any new ones, he looked for other news sites and did the same thing,” said the source. “After that he went to Amazon.com and started reading reviews of his ‘Jesus of Nazareth’ books. He seemed to feel better after that.”


    Offline Capt McQuigg

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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 01:50:23 PM »
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  • Looks to me like Benedict XVI is still in good health.


    Offline LaramieHirsch

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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 01:58:21 PM »
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  • Why would Pope Benedict be jealous about not being Time's Man of the Year?  Doesn't he realize they are anti-Christian secularists who revere a culture of death?

    Bah.  All my life, popes have been sheltered from reality.
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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 02:00:59 PM »
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  • Quote from: LaramieHirsch
    Why would Pope Benedict be jealous about not being Time's Man of the Year?  Doesn't he realize they are anti-Christian secularists who revere a culture of death?

    Bah.  All my life, popes have been sheltered from reality.


    I don't think he's jealous about not being Man of the Year...I think he's upset that a man who is destroying the Church is getting it. I may be off base though.


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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #4 on: December 11, 2013, 02:01:27 PM »
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  • But he should be crying... for his abandonment and the resulting massacre of the Chinese Catholic underground Church.
    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi


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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #5 on: December 11, 2013, 02:01:56 PM »
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  • Um, yeah, sure, not bad, but should it be necessary to point this out?

    Here is another article from the same website. :)

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    Pope Francis Declares ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity Obligatory For All Catholics, New York Times Reports

    New York, NY––During an interview given while walking from his airplane arriving from Brazil to the 1983 Ford Escort awaiting to take him to the Vatican, His Holiness Pope Francis declared the new ex-cathedra Catholic dogma that all members of the Catholic Church must become ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖ, the New York Times reported. This declaration is said by the New York Times to have sent shock waves through the Catholic world, and delighted the enormously powerful “gαy Lobby,” said by the Times to control the interior workings of the Holy See. “If someone is gαy and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge, and would it not be judgmental for me to not require all Catholics to walk in his footsteps?” the Holy Father reportedly told the New York Times. This comes in stark contrast to the words of Pope Benedict XVI, who, according to the New York Times, said that “If someone is gαy and he searches for the Lord and has good will, it is the duty of every Catholic to judge him.”


    It's satire, folks.
    "Never will anyone who says his Rosary every day become a formal heretic ... This is a statement I would sign in my blood." St. Montfort, Secret of the Rosary. I support the FSSP, the SSPX and other priests who work for the restoration of doctrinal orthodoxy and liturgical orthopraxis in the Church. I accept Vatican II if interpreted in the light of Tradition and canonisations as an infallible declaration that a person is in Heaven. Sedevacantism is schismatic and Ecclesiavacantism is heretical.

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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #6 on: December 11, 2013, 02:08:24 PM »
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  • They spoofed a spoof...   :surprised:

    Offline LaramieHirsch

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    « Reply #7 on: December 11, 2013, 02:17:36 PM »
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  • Ha!!   :fryingpan:
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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #8 on: December 12, 2013, 10:52:44 AM »
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  • Petertherock,

    You do realize that Eye of the Tiber is a satire website, right?

    Offline Graham

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    « Reply #9 on: December 12, 2013, 02:22:06 PM »
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  • The article is obviously in jest.

    Offline Maria Auxiliadora

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    « Reply #10 on: December 12, 2013, 08:14:33 PM »
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  • AND NOW...

    http://vaticaninsider.lastampa.it/en/inquiries-and-interviews/detail/articolo/francesco-francisco-francis-30583/


    12/12/2013
    Francis' surprise nomination as “European communicator of the year”

    “Vatican Insider” interviews the Vatican communications “minister” Claudio Maria Celli
    Giacomo Galeazzi
    vatican city

    Pope Francis will receive a surprise special nomination at an Audience in the Vatican next month as part of the 4th edition of the prestigious International journalism award “Argil: European man”.

     

    The official nomination will take place at 12 noon on Friday 13 December at Spazio Europa, the body that represents the European Commission in Italy. Before that, at 10 am, there will be a round table meeting on building greater communication synergy between the institutions to bring European Union citizens closer together.

     

    “The Pope communicates on a human level.” Archbishop Claudio Maria Celli, President of the Pontifical Council for Social Communications, paints a portrait of Pope Francis. “Fifty years after Inter Mirifica decree, we have moved from social communication media to media culture,” Mgr. Celli tells Vatican Insider.

     

     

    What are the things that characterise Pope Francis’ communication method?

    “The Pope focuses on the human dimension of communication. According to Pope Francis, the great digital continent is not just about technology. It is made up of real men and women who have their own personal concerns and are in search of the truth and what is good and beautiful. Speaking of which, I would like to remind everyone that one of the biggest social networks, Facebook, has over 1, 2 billion members and is one of the world’s biggest “countries”, without borders. Many of these people will never step foot inside a church but we have the duty to announce the Gospel message to them too. So the Church and its priests need to be present in this field, they need to evangelize in the net, not via the net, because it is within the environment of the net that I am called to be the person I am.”

     

     

    What lesson can be learnt from Francis who will tomorrow be announced European communicator of the year and yesterday was named man of the year by TIME magazine?

    “God speaks to us through daily events and Francis is pushing us towards a spiritual experience that gives current affairs more substance, teaching us to listen to and see God, who never tires of acting in every moment of our lives and history. He teaches us to listen, perceive and recognise the fivine Mystery at every instant; to learn to be reborn with Christ always present in our lives, to fall in love with the Infinite through every fleeting moment, in everything we do! So the Pope asks us: “What are our homilies like? “Let’s do away with interminable, boring homilies no one understands.” Emmaus is a perfect example of courageous communication, which Francis proposed to Brazil’s bishops but is also relevant to us Europeans. “What we need is a Church that is not afraid to enter into their dark hour. What we need is a Church that goes out to meet them along their path.  What we need is a Church that is able to join their conversation. A Church that is able to converse with those disciples who after escaping from Jerusalem, wandered aimlessly around without a goal, alone, immersed in their own disappointment, with the disappointment of a Christianity that is considered worldly and sterile, infertile and unable to make sense.”


    Is the Council still a strong inspiration to “God’s communicators”?

    “Inter Mirifica was one of the first docuмents produced by the Second Vatican Council and fifty years on it represents a key phase in the relationship between the Church and communication, albeit containing some weak points which the next magisterium would try to address. This was the first time an ecuмenical Council discussed social communication which contains instruments that are key to the Church’s mission, have a widespread reach and can reach people easily and quickly, generating interest. When the Council was held, the technology available at the time made it possible to experience what was going on in real time. Today, radio, television and print media are accompanied if not surpassed by other marvellous things such as computers, the internet and cell phones. We are witnessing a revolution which had only just started when Inter Mirifica was issued but which still had a profound impact on people’s mindset and lifestyles, albeit through different ways.

     

    But Inter Mirifica was met with strong op position…

    “A year after it was promulgated, Fr. René Laurentin  defined Inter Mirifica as “trivial, preachy, narrow-minded and not very open to the role of the laity.” Pretty much everyone was disappointed with the “prophetic” decree: the “liberals” because its language was still censorious and presented a naïve anthropological vision; “traditionalists” because it did not condemn in a clear manner and showed an excessive openness to instruments that were potentially very harmful for the moral teaching and the integrity of the Catholic faith. A compromise resulted, involving the reduction of more than two thirds of the original contents, with the approved version receiving the highest number of “non placets” in the final voting stage (1960 in favour and 164 against). I still consider Cardinal Martini’s words back in 1991 illuminating: “The media is no longer a screen one looks at or a radio one listens to. It is an atmosphere, an environment in which one immerses oneself , which envelops us and penetrates every part of us. We are immersed in this world of sounds, images, colours, impulses and vibrations, just as primitive men were immersed in the forest, like a fish in water. It is our environment, the media represent a new way of living.” The revolution had begun. Our culture began feeling the shock waves and still does today.”

    Where do we need to start from?


    “From the questions Pope Francis asked at his meeting with the CELAM’s coordinating committee before he left Rio de Janeiro on 28 July 2013. Questions about the internal renewal of the Church, dialogue with today’s world, “The scenarios and the areopagi involved are quite varied … God is everywhere: we have to know how to find him in order to be able to proclaim him in the language of each and every culture; every reality, every language, has its own rhythm.” This speech together with the one he gave to Brazilian bishops constitute a small ecclesiological encyclical that describes what the Holy Father thinks of today’s Church. Communication presumes ecclesiology and this is the true meaning of change. As humans and Christians sent from God, the passion for communication is in our DNA.”

     

    What can be taken as an example?


    “It is useful to look at pastoral conversion a sit was expressed in Ermano Olmi’s film “Centochiodi”, which champions the authenticity of personal encounter. The film “criticises the modus operandi of a culture that has strayed far away from the shores of the human soul.” It expresses the hope of re-building spirituality from the bottom up, from our material existence, from experience, as if to say: “The truth is not to be found in books but in life and in our encounters with other people.” It is not enough to “reaffirm” to “keep”.  The message depends less on the receiver than it does on the sender. The receiver is not a target, they are part of a conversation and part of a giving and receiving process. In the end we communicate who we are, to the extent that, as often happens in the communication process, other elements other than verbal ones are more important. Our testimony and coherence are fundamental.”
    The love of God be your motivation, the will of God your guiding principle, the glory of God your goal.
    (St. Clement Mary Hofbauer)


    Offline Neil Obstat

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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,
    « Reply #11 on: December 12, 2013, 09:46:37 PM »
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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,  Discreetly Wipes Tear From Eye



    What gave PEB16 a tear in his eye?  

    Allergies?

    Pollen?  

    A 'mote'?

    A 'beam'?

    Thinking about a short list of those who have NOT been awarded Man of the Year?

    -  Pope St. Pius X
    -  St. Maximilian Kolbe
    -  St. Padre Pio
    -  Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre
    -  Fr. James Wathen
    -  Fr. Alfred Joseph Kunz, martyr
    -  Fr. Michael Jarecki
    -  Fr. John Peek, SSPX
    -  Fr. Fredrick Schell
    -  Bro. Francis, M.I.C.M.
    -  Fr. Hector Bolduc
    -  Bishop Richard Williamson
    -  Pope Pius XII
    -  Fr. Gommar de Pauw
    -  Cardinal Merry del Val
    -  Tomas Luis de Victoria
    -  St. Louis-Marie Grignon de Montfort
    -  St. Damien of Molokai
    -  St. John Bosco
    -  Bishop Antonio de Castro-Mayer
    -  Fr. Leonard Feeney

    -  Oh, I know------------- he was crying because he was afraid he forgot to mention someone, like perhaps Fr. Malachi Martin for example, which would mean he may have offended him!!


    Wait.  I've GOT IT:  He had a tear in his eye because he realized that NONE of those men in the list above abdicated their office, like he has done, and so, they've all had a BETTER chance than he for getting the award and that's not enough, so then WHAT CHANCE DOES HE HAVE?!?!  

    AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED THIS "THE YEAR OF FAITH!"  

    Well, apparently B16 didn't have the faith of a mustard seed to move this mountain.


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    « Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 07:42:14 AM »
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  • Quote from: Neil Obstat
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    Pope Emeritus Benedict Glances At Cover Of Time Magazine Again,  Discreetly Wipes Tear From Eye



    What gave PEB16 a tear in his eye?  

    Allergies?

    Pollen?  

    A 'mote'?

    A 'beam'?

    Thinking about a short list of those who have NOT been awarded Man of the Year?

    -  Pope St. Pius X
    -  St. Maximilian Kolbe
    -  St. Padre Pio
    -  Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre
    -  Fr. James Wathen
    -  Fr. Alfred Joseph Kunz, martyr
    -  Fr. Michael Jarecki
    -  Fr. John Peek, SSPX
    -  Fr. Fredrick Schell
    -  Bro. Francis, M.I.C.M.
    -  Fr. Hector Bolduc
    -  Bishop Richard Williamson
    -  Pope Pius XII
    -  Fr. Gommar de Pauw
    -  Cardinal Merry del Val
    -  Tomas Luis de Victoria
    -  St. Louis-Marie Grignon de Montfort
    -  St. Damien of Molokai
    -  St. John Bosco
    -  Bishop Antonio de Castro-Mayer
    -  Fr. Leonard Feeney

    -  Oh, I know------------- he was crying because he was afraid he forgot to mention someone, like perhaps Fr. Malachi Martin for example, which would mean he may have offended him!!


    Wait.  I've GOT IT:  He had a tear in his eye because he realized that NONE of those men in the list above abdicated their office, like he has done, and so, they've all had a BETTER chance than he for getting the award and that's not enough, so then WHAT CHANCE DOES HE HAVE?!?!  

    AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED THIS "THE YEAR OF FAITH!"  

    Well, apparently B16 didn't have the faith of a mustard seed to move this mountain.


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    As has been stated, the "story" in the OP is from a satire website.  It is not true.

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  • Quote from: Graham
    The article is obviously in jest.


    "Really? Molly Cyrus?"

    I laughed.  I hear people say things like that all the time.  "Why is she famous?"  "She's so gross."  It's always nice to come into contact with the residual sanity many people can't help but have.