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Pope Approves Dancing Bears in Liturgy
« on: December 03, 2012, 08:25:06 PM »
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    Controversy Over Liturgical Bears

    Allium Cepa News Network (ACNN) has just received a breaking story from the Vatican.  A motu proprio has just been issued by the pope. This much anticipated docuмent finally ends the contentious debate regarding the use of dancing bears in the Novus Ordo liturgy.  Before we proceed, however, a brief history of liturgical bears is in order.

    The first reported use of a dancing bear in a liturgy came on August 12th in Berkley, CA.  On that day, Fr. Kevin Smith, pastor of Blessed Karl Rahner Catholic Community, introduced a live dancing bear into the sanctuary during the 10 am Mass.  The addition came as a shock to some of the parishioners.  Parishioner John Hart stated, “I knew the Vatican issued a statement on the use of bears in the liturgy, but I must say, I never expected the bears to actually dance during the Mass.”  Other parishioners had more positive reactions.  Animal rights activist Robin Byrd remarked, “This is a glorious day in the history of the Church.  Finally these bears can share in our joy of the Risen Lord, a Lord not just of people, but of bears as well.”    

     

    Liturgical Bear Practices Dance Moves Before 10am Mass

    Since that fateful day, the use of dancing bears in the liturgy has spread like wildfire.  Other pastors soon picked up on the practice and started placing dancing bears in the sanctuary.   These pastors claim that having bears dance during Mass is completely within the bounds of the Vatican docuмent, Ursa Sanctum.  While experts agree the Vatican docuмent does allow bears in the sanctuary during Mass, they are split as to whether it allows the bears to dance during the liturgy.  The disputed passage of Ursa Sanctum is as follows:

    As a result of the welcome and much needed focus on the plight of bears as our brothers and sisters in God’s creation, many pastors have petitioned the Congregation for Wildlife and the Eucharist (CWE) to allow for the use of bears in their celebration of the Lord’s Supper.  While a worthy and worthwhile request, this Congregation must balance the respect due to bears and the dignity and reverence due to the Holy Eucharist. Therefore, it is the decision of this Congregation that bears may be allowed in the sanctuary during Mass, but only to the side of the altar.  It must be noted, however, that although bears are God’s creation, they are sadly not yet fully reconciled to man due to the terrible results of the Fall.  It is hoped that one day soon man and bear may live in full communion as intended by our Creator.  Nevertheless, for purposes of safety, liturgical bears must be placed in plexi-glass cages.  However, every effort must be made to ensure that the cage is large enough so that the bear’s free movement is not restricted.  It is not the intent of this Congregation to invite bears into the sanctuary only to induce claustrophobia or otherwise agitate them.

    Liberal clergy immediately seized on this paragraph of Ursa Sanctum, interpreting it to allow for trained bears to dance during Mass.  “Clearly one sees the intent of the CWE in this statement,” said Bishop James Adams of Park City, Utah.  The Vatican Congregation specifically states that the bear’s “free movement” should not be restricted during the Mass.  I ask my opponents, what is dancing if not “free movement?”  Furthermore, nowhere in the docuмent does the CWE state that bears CANNOT dance during the Mass. I think that is very telling.”

    Conservative commentators are not so convinced.  Conservative Catholic luminary George Weigel was asked for his thoughts on the matter:

    "Obviously, what one sees here on the part of Bishop Adams is an attempt to use the words of Ursa Sanctum as a pretext for his own conception of man-bear relations in the context of the Holy Sacrifice.  Instead of reading his Excellency’s own interpretation into the docuмent, he should, with all due respect, study and unpack the profound mystery and wisdom present in it.  Ursa Sanctum is not, as many believe, a liberal docuмent.  The CWE here manages to, rather ingeniously; accommodate those on the left who insist on bears in the Eucharist while still maintaining the central focus of the liturgy.

    Notice that the CWE insists, quite strongly, that any bear in the sanctuary must be, “to the side of the altar.”  This is to make crystal clear that the Eucharist, and not the bear, is to be the central focus of the liturgy.  A bear that dances would clearly take the focus away from the celebrant and thus the Congregation cannot possibly contemplate this as an option.  Also notice that the docuмent does not give carte blanche permission for any animal to be permitted in the sanctuary.  This is very significant, as many liberal activists have called for a variety of wildlife to be present in the sanctuary beyond just bears. Therefore, we can see that the CWE has managed to appease the vast majority of liberal activists by allowing bears only. Thus the CWE has both avoided a potential schism and marginalized the remaining hard line liberals.  It really is an amazing act of tactical genius.  When one truly studies Ursa Sanctum, as I have, it is clear that it delivers a striking blow to liberal Catholic activists. This docuмent is indeed a definitive victory for those who carry on the true legacy of Vatican II."


    Later, Cardinal Gerhard Mueller, head of the CDF, was asked to comment on Traditionalist criticisms that bears have no place in the sanctuary at all. According to Traditionalists, Ursa Sanctum has no binding authority whatsoever. Further, they say that this decision by the CWE will surely doom the Novus Ordo Mass to complete irrelevancy and lead to the continued breakdown of the Catholic Faith.  Cardinal Mueller responded to Ursa Sanctum’s critics:

    "These are preposterous notions which demonstrate the myopic tendencies of many of those who dwell in the so-called traditionalist movement.   If it were up to these integrists, women and laypersons would also be excluded from the sanctuary and thus unable to fully and actively participate in the Mass.  This camp would have us return to past notions of exclusion and antiquated speciesism.  In the end it all comes down to authority.  It is clear that these people have no respect for the authority of the CWE and thus, have no respect for the authority of the Pope on whose behalf the CWE operates.

    These recalcitrant integrists should welcome the addition of the bear to the sanctuary as the bear symbolizes God’s justice on the unrighteous.  If the integrists studied their sacred scripture, they would know it was a bear who, in 2 Kings 2:24, came out of the wood and destroyed those who had been mocking the prophet Elisha.  Furthermore, the bear symbolizes the coming peace among all of God’s creation. Integrists would do well to remember the words of Isaiah (11:7), "And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together."

    Now, after months of anticipation from those on all sides of this issue, the Pope has just issued a motu proprio on the question of dancing bears that will hopefully, once and for all, settle the matter.  The relevant part of his motu proprio, Tripudium Ursae is as follows:

    "It has come to my attention that in many places bears have been placed in the sanctuary during Holy Mass. This practice is said to be in accord with apparent permissions given in the docuмent Ursa Sanctum issued by the Congregation of Wildlife and the Eucharist (CWE).  Furthermore, it has been reported that in some churches these bears actually dance during the Most Holy Sacrifice. I want to state publicly that the docuмent Ursa Sanctum was published by the Head of the CWE on his own authority and was never properly submitted to the Holy See for final review before publication.  Thus, the introduction of bears into the sanctuary has, in principle, always been prohibited and has never been officially permitted in the Church.  In conclusion, it must be said that the current Missal of the Roman Rite does not allow for the presence of any animals in the sanctuary.

    While recognizing this fact, certain pastoral considerations must be taken into account.  As a result of confusion, many faithful are now attached to the “Bear Mass” previously allowed, misguidedly, by bishops and pastors under Ursa Sanctum.  In sensitivity to these faithful and in order not to cause needless scandal and potential schism, I hereby grant national bishops’ conferences the authority to allow bears in the sanctuary as an option if this practice has become a tradition in their jurisdiction.  If such allowance is granted, however, specific regulations governing the practice are to be published by the bishop’s conference to ensure the bear’s presence in the sanctuary is at all times reverent and does not serve as a distraction to the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass.  

    As for liturgical bears dancing during Holy Mass, this practice is expressly forbidden. Nevertheless, if at least 30 parishioners in a given diocese are sincerely attached to the “Dancing Bear Mass” they may submit a signed petition to their bishop for such a Mass to be allowed in their diocese.  The local bishop will then examine each petition on a case-by-case basis.  If pastoral necessity genuinely and certainly requires it, permission may in such cases be granted.[1]"

    [1] The bishop in these cases must ensure that any dance performed by the bear is in keeping with the decorum, reverence, and solemnity of the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass.


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    Pope Approves Dancing Bears in Liturgy
    « Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 09:08:36 PM »
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  • Aren't the bears were required to wear vestements like the other Novus ordo liturgical dancers ?




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    Pope Approves Dancing Bears in Liturgy
    « Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 09:13:18 PM »
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  • This is true. The bears are practically nude!

    BTW, George Weigel is at his best in this piece...  :wink:

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    « Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 09:34:39 PM »
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  • Real bears???  What happens if one of them "loses his composure"?  

    However, I'll be impressed not by the dancing bears but when they can train those bears to be Eucharistic Ministers!!!!

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    « Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 11:18:19 PM »
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    A motu proprio has just been issued by the pope. This much anticipated docuмent finally ends the contentious debate regarding the use of dancing bears in the Novus Ordo liturgy.




    [size=25]WHAT!?[/size][/color]




    A "contentious debate regarding the use of dancing bears"!?

    This is a joke, right?


     :facepalm:

    Please ignore all that I have written regarding sedevacantism.


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    Pope Approves Dancing Bears in Liturgy
    « Reply #5 on: December 03, 2012, 11:29:47 PM »
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  • I thought bears were wild animals.  People get mauled to death at the zoo
    attempting to pet a bear.
    Is this a person in a bear costume?

    Anyway it is sacrilegious and inappropriate.

    People whom attend such liturgies will lose any faith they may
    have had.  And, only attend for the intertainment and to be intertained.
    And, that is what the N.O. liturgies is all about.

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    « Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 12:00:57 AM »
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  • Quote from: Hobbledehoy
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    A motu proprio has just been issued by the pope. This much anticipated docuмent finally ends the contentious debate regarding the use of dancing bears in the Novus Ordo liturgy.




    [size=25]WHAT!?[/size][/color]




    A "contentious debate regarding the use of dancing bears"!?

    This is a joke, right?


     :facepalm:



    There was a few moments where I saw the quote from Card. Muller and it seemed either a cut and paste job or some form of satire.

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    « Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 12:05:53 AM »
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  • Boy! That Stephen Dupuy is a joker all right!
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    Fr. Kevin Smith, pastor of Blessed Karl Rahner Catholic Community

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    within the bounds of the Vatican docuмent, Ursa Sanctum
    the
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    Congregation for Wildlife and the Eucharist (CWE)

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    one day soon man and bear may live in full communion


    etc. etc. etc.

    I see the funny side but really; that such blasphemous things can be written as a joke is tragic.
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    « Reply #8 on: December 05, 2012, 06:58:07 AM »
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  • This is a psychological defense mechanism the Novus Ordos and other false traditionalists within the counterchurch conduct on a regular basis.

    They will go create parodies, mockeries, exaggerations , and other outlandish statements to the extreme of the actions and accusations being levied at their church in order to remedy their own personal confusion at the situation or to mock those who are actual Catholics pointing out the errors and heresies within their counterchurch.  Its immature and blasphemous in one fell swoop.


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    « Reply #9 on: December 05, 2012, 02:58:25 PM »
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    This is a psychological defense mechanism the Novus Ordos and other false traditionalists within the counterchurch conduct on a regular basis.

    They will go create parodies, mockeries, exaggerations , and other outlandish statements to the extreme of the actions and accusations being levied at their church in order to remedy their own personal confusion at the situation or to mock those who are actual Catholics pointing out the errors and heresies within their counterchurch.  Its immature and blasphemous in one fell swoop.



    Well said, Partyisover! They go on and on and on and on, whingeing and wailing tirelessly and tiresomely, but never make a move. Methinks there is no need for exaggerations.
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    Pope Approves Dancing Bears in Liturgy
    « Reply #10 on: December 06, 2012, 02:53:21 PM »
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  • Quote from: Nadir
    Quote from: PartyIsOver221
    This is a psychological defense mechanism the Novus Ordos and other false traditionalists within the counterchurch conduct on a regular basis.

    They will go create parodies, mockeries, exaggerations , and other outlandish statements to the extreme of the actions and accusations being levied at their church in order to remedy their own personal confusion at the situation or to mock those who are actual Catholics pointing out the errors and heresies within their counterchurch.  Its immature and blasphemous in one fell swoop.



    Well said, Partyisover! They go on and on and on and on, [whining?] and wailing tirelessly and tiresomely, but never make a move. Methinks there is no need for exaggerations.





    There is one thing they'll never train any animal to do:  laugh.


    A human being (erstwhile "man") needs to laugh.  It is a primal appetite,
    one that goes to the very root of our being.  And it is not to be shunned
    or disdained or treated as if it were anathema to have a sense of humor.

    You will find in the 'official' writings of the saints very little humor.  If you
    only go by what is written, you may think that it was not allowed for them
    to have any fun in life.  I don't think you'll ever find a picture of St. John
    the Baptist laughing.  And of the "laughing Christ" pictures you'll find,
    I doubt any of them are convincing, but rather are used to instill doubt or
    mockery of faith.  

    But if you get to know the saints personally, you'll find that they universally
    share a common factor:  holy joy.  It is not the same as the worldly
    jokesters' punch-line kind of humor.  It does not seek for a one-liner
    titillation all the time lest it be pointless.  How many people have you
    known whose every sentence is directed at achieving a shock or surprise
    ending to make the listener laugh?  

    Now, regarding this spoof of liturgical dance bears,  and the New Oxford
    Review style of tongue-in-cheek,  this can actually be turned against them.
    Trads can step in and put it right back in their faces, so to speak...........

    Have you made any headway yet in clearing your CWE doctrines with
    the PITA people?   What about animal rights activists?   They're PITA
    people, too, you know!

    Keep in mind who your masters are.  Don't want to be offending any
    liberals or ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖs.  They may think you're making fun of bestiality.
    You wouldn't want to offend anybody, would you?

    Good thing you don't let that shotgun behind the Presider's Chair get
    exposure, the DHS might be on your case!

    Who needs to wait for "man and bear to be in full communion?"  Haven't
    you heard the news:  The Russian Bear is tame - Communism is dead!?"

    What if you want to get this program into Red China, where the Pope
    is afraid to sanction their unapproved episcopal consecrations:  don't
    you think you ought to train a few pandas, just for them??

    This ought to go over pretty well with your Hindu friends, for if the
    bear "loses bowel control" during your unholy liturgy, you could use
    the product to rub on your foreheads - wouldn't that be great?

    Oh, but you had best figure out what you're going to do when they
    want to use sacred cows instead - and don't forget, the urine of the
    sacred cows is also sacred.   That's what 'ecuмenism' is all about!




    See if they can still enjoy their "humor."




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    « Reply #11 on: December 06, 2012, 03:31:49 PM »
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    Well said, Partyisover! They go on and on and on and on, [whining?] and wailing tirelessly and tiresomely, but never make a move. Methinks there is no need for exaggerations.  


    Neil Obstat, I wrote and meant whingeing, not whining. No need to correct spelling.
    http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/whinge




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    « Reply #12 on: December 06, 2012, 06:56:17 PM »
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  • Quote from: Neil Obstat
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    This is a psychological defense mechanism the Novus Ordos and other false traditionalists within the counterchurch conduct on a regular basis.

    They will go create parodies, mockeries, exaggerations , and other outlandish statements to the extreme of the actions and accusations being levied at their church in order to remedy their own personal confusion at the situation or to mock those who are actual Catholics pointing out the errors and heresies within their counterchurch.  Its immature and blasphemous in one fell swoop.



    Well said, Partyisover! They go on and on and on and on, [whining?] and wailing tirelessly and tiresomely, but never make a move. Methinks there is no need for exaggerations.





    There is one thing they'll never train any animal to do:  laugh.


    A human being (erstwhile "man") needs to laugh.  It is a primal appetite,
    one that goes to the very root of our being.  And it is not to be shunned
    or disdained or treated as if it were anathema to have a sense of humor.

    You will find in the 'official' writings of the saints very little humor.  If you
    only go by what is written, you may think that it was not allowed for them
    to have any fun in life.  I don't think you'll ever find a picture of St. John
    the Baptist laughing.  And of the "laughing Christ" pictures you'll find,
    I doubt any of them are convincing, but rather are used to instill doubt or
    mockery of faith.  

    But if you get to know the saints personally, you'll find that they universally
    share a common factor:  holy joy.  It is not the same as the worldly
    jokesters' punch-line kind of humor.  It does not seek for a one-liner
    titillation all the time lest it be pointless.  How many people have you
    known whose every sentence is directed at achieving a shock or surprise
    ending to make the listener laugh?  

    Now, regarding this spoof of liturgical dance bears,  and the New Oxford
    Review style of tongue-in-cheek,  this can actually be turned against them.
    Trads can step in and put it right back in their faces, so to speak...........

    Have you made any headway yet in clearing your CWE doctrines with
    the PITA people?   What about animal rights activists?   They're PITA
    people, too, you know!

    Keep in mind who your masters are.  Don't want to be offending any
    liberals or ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖs.  They may think you're making fun of bestiality.
    You wouldn't want to offend anybody, would you?

    Good thing you don't let that shotgun behind the Presider's Chair get
    exposure, the DHS might be on your case!

    Who needs to wait for "man and bear to be in full communion?"  Haven't
    you heard the news:  The Russian Bear is tame - Communism is dead!?"

    What if you want to get this program into Red China, where the Pope
    is afraid to sanction their unapproved episcopal consecrations:  don't
    you think you ought to train a few pandas, just for them??

    This ought to go over pretty well with your Hindu friends, for if the
    bear "loses bowel control" during your unholy liturgy, you could use
    the product to rub on your foreheads - wouldn't that be great?

    Oh, but you had best figure out what you're going to do when they
    want to use sacred cows instead - and don't forget, the urine of the
    sacred cows is also sacred.   That's what 'ecuмenism' is all about!




    See if they can still enjoy their "humor."







    Not sure if anyone else got a headache reading this, but I did.

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

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    « Reply #13 on: December 06, 2012, 08:19:25 PM »
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  • I think you guys are missing the point. The article is making fun of: ridiculous liberal innovations to the Mass, Vatican congregations that go along with it, and finally papal approval after the fact. Plus they mock George Weigel and Cardinal Mueller! What more can you ask for? This is a PRO Traditional satire and you guys are acting like it is a lib hit piece on Tradition. I don't get it. Sometimes we are our own worst enemy.  :facepalm:

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    « Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 04:49:54 PM »
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    I think you guys are missing the point. The article is making fun of: ridiculous liberal innovations to the Mass, Vatican congregations that go along with it, and finally papal approval after the fact. Plus they mock George Weigel and Cardinal Mueller! What more can you ask for? This is a PRO Traditional satire and you guys are acting like it is a lib hit piece on Tradition. I don't get it. Sometimes we are our own worst enemy.  :facepalm:


    Do you think maybe you are missing the point?

    This is satire, but the satirists are compromised men themselves.  It's like some FSSP priest badmouthing the SSPX for accepting the concept of "Una cuм".  The FSSP are, in the words of Fr. Cekeda, paid men.  

    I'm glad that the neo-trads are capable of making fun of the conciliarists and the article was good for a few laughs but it sounds like they are trying to have it both ways.  

    George Weigel, if I'm not confusing him with someone else, makes my skin crawl.  There's something very smarmy about him.