In a rare move today Pope Francis I made a formal apology to all owners and employees of Jєωιѕн vending stalls in the holy land for the unfair beating and chasing that Jesus Christ administered nearly 2000 years ago.

"This is inexcusable and if I had been there it never would have happened, not on my watch." Stated Pope Francis who also pointed out he was born in 1937 long after the incident occurred.

While Pope Francis is still refusing to meet with family members and other victims of the beatings and their lawyers he did state that he felt that anger management courses and background checks for all clergy and lay people who in the future would be working with money changers was in order.

"Jesus had no right to do what he did and for that wrongful thoughtless act I apologize on behalf of the entire Catholic Church. The Pope added.

Poche, attending the event where the apology was given quietly added, "The Pope has to be a politician of his times and not a prisoner of the Holy Land and servant of Old Testament scripture. The Church and it's leadership needs to evolve with the times and Jesus beating money changers shows us the importance of that. If just one person converts over this apology then it was worth it."

In a rare move today Pope Francis I made a formal apology to all owners and employees of Jєωιѕн vending stalls in the holy land for the unfair beating and chasing that Jesus Christ administered nearly 2000 years ago.

"This is inexcusable and if I had been there it never would have happened, not on my watch." Stated Pope Francis who also pointed out he was born in 1937 long after the incident occurred.

While Pope Francis is still refusing to meet with family members and other victims of the beatings and their lawyers he did state that he felt that anger management courses and background checks for all clergy and lay people who in the future would be working with money changers was in order.

"Jesus had no right to do what he did and for that wrongful thoughtless act I apologize on behalf of the entire Catholic Church. The Pope added.

Poche, attending the event where the apology was given quietly added, "The Pope has to be a politician of his times and not a prisoner of the Holy Land and servant of Old Testament scripture. The Church and it's leadership needs to evolve with the times and Jesus beating money changers shows us the importance of that. If just one person converts over this apology then it was worth it."

Poche disagrees with the above.

Quote from: poche

Quote from: crossbro

In a rare move today Pope Francis I made a formal apology to all owners and employees of Jєωιѕн vending stalls in the holy land for the unfair beating and chasing that Jesus Christ administered nearly 2000 years ago.

"This is inexcusable and if I had been there it never would have happened, not on my watch." Stated Pope Francis who also pointed out he was born in 1937 long after the incident occurred.

While Pope Francis is still refusing to meet with family members and other victims of the beatings and their lawyers he did state that he felt that anger management courses and background checks for all clergy and lay people who in the future would be working with money changers was in order.

"Jesus had no right to do what he did and for that wrongful thoughtless act I apologize on behalf of the entire Catholic Church. The Pope added.

Poche, attending the event where the apology was given quietly added, "The Pope has to be a politician of his times and not a prisoner of the Holy Land and servant of Old Testament scripture. The Church and it's leadership needs to evolve with the times and Jesus beating money changers shows us the importance of that. If just one person converts over this apology then it was worth it."

Poche disagrees with the above.

It is parody Poche.

Now how you can possibly disagree with this "political apology" given that you are defending Francis for apologizing for Pope Pius X ?

I don't think he needs to apologize for Pope Pius X.

Has anyone found a source. Or is it just an another sacrilegious satire again
by Poche.
He is the number one troll on CI.
If he does this on any other Traditional Catholic Forum, he would be
on permanent vacation.

I am not the OP

Quote from: RomanCatholic1953

Has anyone found a source. Or is it just an another sacrilegious satire again
by Poche.
He is the number one troll on CI.
If he does this on any other Traditional Catholic Forum, he would be
on permanent vacation.

I, also, have requested the source....no reply as yet.

I am not the author of this satire,

I apologize, it was not Poche.

I don't think you have to be a witty person to realize this was satire. I thought it was good entertainment.

I don't think you even have to be paying particularity close attention to realize this was a satire.

'nuff said!