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The Trad Inc. Night Before Christmas
A Christmas Eve Visit From Leo and Trad Inc.



Chris Jackson
Dec 16, 2025




It was Christmas Eve late, and the house had gone still,
The fire had burned down to a soft little chill;
The kids were all dreaming, my wife was out cold,
And I sat by the tree watching embers turn gold.


When out in the street there arose such a sound,
Not wind in the branches but people around;
A cheery commotion, half whisper, half call,
Like someone was hosting a midnight town hall.

I pulled on my coat and stepped out in the snow,
To see who could be putting on such a show;
Above the bare treetops, as neat as you please,
Came a sleigh gliding in like it owned the night’s breeze.


It hovered a moment, then dipped toward the ground,
So smooth and so practiced, without any sound;
The driver sat smiling, composed and serene,
Like a man who blessed sin and kept his hands clean.


He raised up his hand with a calm little call,
Then cleared his throat gently and beckoned them all:
On Eric, on Michael, on Kennedy Hall!
On Kwas, on Flanders, on Taylor Marshall!

He landed the sleigh on a field by the street.
And each of the men got up on their feet.
Taylor walked out first and set up a station.
Where he sold signed copies of his book, Infiltration.


I asked, “Didn’t you warn us that Prevost was worst?”
“Didn’t you ring the warning bell first?”
Then he looked up at me and he said with a grin.
“Just swipe your card here and then put in your pin.”


Sammons started preaching on Vatican II.
Within a minute I could tell he hadn’t a clue.
Then Flanders spoke up and caused a big fuss.
Selling everyone subscriptions to Pelican Plus.


Kwas cried out “Vatican I was tragic!”
As he promoted a book on Mysticism and Magic.
Michael was busy “uniting the clans.”
Scrubbing old posts as he handed out bans.


Kennedy was proud of his papal approval.
As the Mass in Charlotte faces removal.
Not one of them focused on Leo himself.
Instead each one served as his dutiful elf.


Then Leo came forth with greetings of peace.
He said to be grateful that your mass will cease.
“I know that many already have fled.
Just go to the Latin Novus Ordo instead.”


Then he crossed the street past Taylor’s kiosk.
As he took off his shoes and entered a mosque.
I then asked his elves, “shouldn’t he be in a church?”
They ignored it and tried to sell me their merch.


I stood there a moment, just watching it play,
Like a pop up parade that was both lame and gαy;
The snow kept on falling, the streetlamp burned white,
“What became of Trad Inc!? What a pitiful sight.”

Then back came the driver, still mild as can be,

As if this was normal as normal could be;

He glanced at the field and gave one little nod,

“What’s wrong with you, people? We all worship God.”





They gathered their money and climbed into place,

With pats on the back they said, “we are so based.”

They checked on their Venmo, then began to beam.

Then held up their phones as they started live streams.




The runners flashed silver, the sleigh gave a shake,

It lifted so lightly it barely would wake;

It rose past the rooftops, then leaned into flight,
And left me alone with the snow and the night.

But I heard as they vanished, with a wink and a bite,

“Now subscribe if you liked it, and zip it, goodnight!”


https://bigmodernism.substack.com/p/the-trad-inc-night-before-christmas



My only gripe is NONE of them look this good in real life (the A.I. pic at the top).



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  • " Hey man... I bring a lot of welcomed Kayfabe to lukewarm,  non discerning Catholic homes"
    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi


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  • " Hey man... I bring a lot of welcomed Kayfabe to lukewarm,  non discerning Catholic homes"

    Who in their right mind would tell their children Kris Kringle is real?



    The answer is - no one.

    Their not in, "their right mind".

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  • Who in their right mind would tell their children Kris Kringle is real?



    The answer is - no one.

    Their not in, "their right mind".

    We never led our son (now age 18) to believe in a real, literal Santa Claus who comes down the chimney, leaves presents, and so on.  We taught him the story of St Nicholas, and that all the "Santas" you see out here are merely actors of a sort, playing a role (very often a distorted one).  No harm done.

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  • This is great, but I can't believe he failed to rhyme ... gift and grift, a slow-pitch softball the size of a watermelon just asking to be cranked out of the park.

    and these guys have to be worked in there somehow ...
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    Now, Burke! and now Schneider, and Pizzaballa!
    On Strickland! On Erdő! On Zen and Sarah!



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  • It is said, though, that Chris Jackson appear to be a massive Trump lackey for some unkown reason.

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  • It is said, though, that Chris Jackson appear to be a massive Trump lackey for some unkown reason.
    It seems to be a common disease...

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  • It seems to be a common disease...

    He's actually cheering on the impending invasion of Venezuela, so I asked him on X what part of Just War principles would such an invastion / attack be in conformity with.

    He says it's because Venezuela participated in the 2020 election fraud.  One principle is that you cannot address your grievances without war.  So, you mean to tell me we can't prevent Venezuela from interfering with our elections by any other means?  At that point, who can't mess with our election?  And you're also not permitted to wage war for revenge, if this is about punishing them for it.

    It's like the man loses his cotton-picking mind where it comes to Trump.  I asked him how it is that he's all over Trad Inc and the problem with Modernism ... but his moral compass is a total wreck.

    And that's to say nothing of the fact that it's also unconstitutional for a President to wage war without a Declaration of War from Congress ... for many reasons, the chief of which being that a President can't just unilaterally send citizens off to die without the approval of those represenatatives who are supposed to be closest to expressing the will of those people whose family members would be coming home in body bags.

    Of course, they're also lying and the real reasons behind it are to unjustly take (aka steal) the natural resources of the country, their oil ... and also because the current regime is hostilie to Israel.


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  • It's like the man loses his cotton-picking mind where it comes to Trump.  I asked him how it is that he's all over Trad Inc and the problem with Modernism ... but his moral compass is a total wreck.
    He must have voted for him...

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  • He must have voted for him...

    See ... I get that, and I voted for him too ... in 2016.  At SOME POINT, you could say ... uhm, well, this isn't what I thought I was vorting for and then say I retract my support. I  see TONS of non-Catholic former MAGA types even doing precisely that, saying, "this isn't what I voted for".  Sure, we could respond, that YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN since this information was out there already and some of us were shouting it from the rooftops, but the MAGA cult types ignored it.  But, OK, whatever, that's water under the bridge now.  But does that mean that if Trumpt went out and started personally executing people in the streets, you would support that too?  What's the thresthold where ... hey, wait a minute, what he's doing is immoral, and I retract my support for this guy.

    Hey, let's look at whether objectively, by Catholic moral standards, attacking Venezuela would be a "just war", and then evaluate whether we support it, and not "because I support muh Trump"... so let's ignore objective Catholic moral principles.

    He's generally a smart guy, but then he pulled the old attack on Catholics who didn't vote Trump for effectively supporting hαɾɾιs, that obvious false dichotomy.  When Trump made that post on the Immaculate Conception, he made derisive comments about "see, you Trads who didn't vote for Trump, would hαɾɾιs ever have made this statement?"  ... as if the statement accomplishes anything.  What does accomplish something is where Trump sends billions to Israel to slaughter innocent people in Gaza.

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  • He's generally a smart guy, but then he pulled the old attack on Catholics who didn't vote Trump for effectively supporting hαɾɾιs, that obvious false dichotomy.  When Trump made that post on the Immaculate Conception, he made derisive comments about "see, you Trads who didn't vote for Trump, would hαɾɾιs ever have made this statement?"  ... as if the statement accomplishes anything.  What does accomplish something is where Trump sends billions to Israel to slaughter innocent people in Gaza.
    He does seem highly intelligent and I have often enjoyed his work. The WH statement actually accomplished the opposite of whatever he thinks - even if unintentionally - it denigrated both Christ and His Mother by gaffing and spewing heresy. So, the joke is on him and his statement makes him look like a narnarbobohead. But if I got it locked in my brain, "muh Trump" (as you put it) then I could care less about whatever heresy, dishonoring Mary, IVF, Gaza, Venezuela, 15$-a-dozen eggs, or anything else... They have to look for the daisy in the pile of 💩


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  • See ... I get that, and I voted for him too ... in 2016. 
    Me too - but even at that time I felt that I was choosing between a 💩 sandwich and a 💩 buffet - still 💩 either way.

    After that, I said, "never again will I compromise like that when voting."

    At the last election, it was often YOUR arguments here that helped me to see why that instinct of mine was sound.

    So, I thank you Sir.

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  • Me too - but even at that time I felt that I was choosing between a 💩 sandwich and a 💩 buffet - still 💩 either way.

    After that, I said, "never again will I compromise like that when voting."

    At the last election, it was often YOUR arguments here that helped me to see why that instinct of mine was sound.

    So, I thank you Sir.

    Yeah, same.  I didn't vote Agent Orange enthusiastically, even the first time around ... but felt he was acceptable.  I didn't feel like I was "compromising", since I opposed lesser evil back then.  While obviously Trump is no Catholic, and is even a moral degenerate, at the time his stated positions were all consistent with natural law, virtue, goodness, and honesty ... but then realized about a week or two in that I had been duped.  At that point I applied that "old saying in Tennessee ... fool me, can't get fooled again".  I never for a second bought the old "5-D chess" and "keep your enemies closer" nonsense, realizing that Trump wasn't of the intellectual caliber to be that intelligent.  I didn't buy into the Q nonsene for even a second, realizing it for what it was immediately.

    But, even back in 2016, I saw the obvious error of the old "lesser evil" argument ... and I think I was arguing against it here even in 2012.  It's just blatantly NOT CATHOLIC.  It's the equivalent of saying that you can do evil in order to prevent greater evil, and that (good) end (of preventing greater evil) justifies the (evil) means.

    I even tried to lead people who wished to justify a vote for Trump, since I remained open being able to justify it morally ... by trying to reframe the problem in actual Catholic terms, i.e. as "double effect" type of scenario.  You're doing a good thing (voting against Biden), with the unintended evil effect (having Trump get into office with some of his evil policies), and then trying to apply double effect based on the usual principles.  Problem, however, is that it fails double effect because the good effect cannot be caused by the evil effect ... which basically renders this a pseudo-double-effect, where it's really an end justifies the means in disguises.  HOW am I keeping Biden out of office?  By means of putting Trump into office.  But I was shouted down, so I'm glad that it may have helped others.

    Some of them were on here trolling for months about how we were even obligated to vote for Trump.  Thankfully, Bishop Sanborn agreed with that much, where he said you're not obligated to vote for this lesser evil (though I disagree with him that we are even permitted to), and he stated bluntly that Trumps is "Pro Abortion".

    Then when Trump got elected in 2024, there people here celebrating and reveling in the victory.  So, is that an appropriate attitude to have when you just admitted to doing evil, putting evil into office?  If that were the case, and the argument not just used disingenuously, then you would vote for him with a heavy heart, just thinking that it's the best you could hope for, etc. ... even if you decide you're allowed to vote for him.  But to celebrate his victory?  And, no, it wasn't just a celebration of Kamala's losing.  That's actually another principle of double effect, that you cannot want the evil out come, but merely tolerate it, and do it with great regret.  If a woman has a baby removed in an ectopic pregnancy, or the husband agrees, even if it's perfectly permissible, but if you're "secretly" happy that it worked out that way since you really didn't want the burden of having another child at this time ... then you commit a grave sin by desiring and willing the evil end.

    What gets me in 2024, though, is that there's no excuse for being ignorant, where Trump had been exposed during his first term, and then afterwards, where we had 8 years to figure out who this guy really is.  ALSO ... in 2024 they actually injected immoral things into the Republican Platform, pro IVF, removed anti-abortion and anti-sodomy language, etc.  So despite having much more information about the true character and nature of Trump, and his role in the Kayfabe, and then finding elements of the platform itself that contradict natural law ... people STILL voted for the guy.

    I never thougth I would live to see the day that the majority of TRADITIONAL Catholics would not only vote for a pro-abortion, pro-sodomite, pro-genocide, Jєωιѕн puppet of a candidate, but even enthusiastically support him and denounce those who were negative toward all that evil.  At this point, I feel that it's just a matter of time before God severely punishes us as a nation, for at the very least putting a guy into office who made no secret about how he would support and fund the genocide in Gaza, leaving the blood of innocents on the hands of those who "pulled the lever" for Trump ... including many Trads.  If people knew nothing else, Trump and Vance were open about their support for genocide, encouraging Israel to "finish the job".  So they knowingly voted for genocide, and abortion, and IVF.  How sad, how shameful, how incredibly tragic.

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  • Never voted, never will.  Pointless Dog-and-Pony Show.

    [*Not* judging those who did vote...just saying I don't bother.]
    "Fear God, and keep His commandments: for this is all man."

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  • He says it's because Venezuela participated in the 2020 election fraud.

    No central bank controlled by the Money Master Mafia will also garner an invasion every single time.  Anything additional is mere fluff and pretext.
    "Fear God, and keep His commandments: for this is all man."