Author Topic: Obsessed with modernity? (Read 1167 times)

Matthew · « **on:** June 01, 2010, 10:23:48 AM »

I got this from a customer today:

I just read in my Adoration Chapel this morning, "Our Lady of Fatima's
Peace Plan from Heaven" booklet. It is dated 1983. Was wondering if you
have a revised copy? It is missing the new rosary mystery and does not talk
about the internet, etc. - thank you!

Matthew · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:25:27 AM »

Why would a book about Our Lady's Peace Plan from Heaven need to be updated to include mention of the Internet, to be relevant for 2010?

And why would the 5 luminous mysteries need to be added, when Our Lady's Peace Plan was perfectly complete when there were only 15 mysteries of the Rosary -- what, did Our Lady forget 5 of them? Of course not!

If we were calling it JP2's Peace Plan, then maybe they should add the 5 luminous mysteries.

Alexandria · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2010, 11:32:28 AM »

JPII's Peace Plan - that's a good one.

Be sure to include a small statue of Buddha in the peace plan package while you're at it.

MyrnaM · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2010, 12:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Alexandria

JPII's Peace Plan - that's a good one.

Be sure to include a small statue of Buddha in the peace plan package while you're at it.

Your post is a good one too! :roll-laugh1:

Catholic Samurai · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2010, 02:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Alexandria

JPII's Peace Plan - that's a good one.

Be sure to include a small statue of Buddha in the peace plan package while you're at it.

Order now in the next 30 minutes and we'll throw in a mini shinto shrine, absolutely free! :smile:

*Some self assembly required for mini shrine*

Also ask about our limited time offer; 50% discount on тαℓмυds!
*Our brand of тαℓмυd is specifically meant for Goyim distrubution*

Alexandria · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2010, 02:59:14 PM »

But wait! That's not all!!

For the first 77 customers, we will include a "How to Demolish the Catholic Church in Five (that's right, Five!) Easy Ecuмenical Lessons" pamphlet that fits nicely into your purse or pocket.

Offer void where prohibited by traditionals.

Catholic Samurai · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2010, 03:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Alexandria

But wait! That's not all!!

For the first 77 customers, we will include a "How to Demolish the Catholic Church in Five (that's right, Five!) Easy Ecuмenical Lessons" pamphlet that fits nicely into your purse or pocket.

Offer void where prohibited by traditionals.

Call 666-666-666 to get your JPII Peace Plan Package today! :devil2:

:roll-laugh1:

Lighthouse · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2010, 04:23:46 PM »

Dear Sir:

I am VERY angry about this Bible book you sent me. It doesn't appear to have been updated in the last 2000 years.

I do not think it is good business practice for you to dump your old stock on an unsuspecting customer. Obviously, none of the old rules have been updated, and everyone I talk to confirms that they no longer apply.

RomanCatholic1953 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2010, 04:24:24 PM »

Quote from: Catholic Samurai

Quote from: Alexandria
But wait! That's not all!!

For the first 77 customers, we will include a "How to Demolish the Catholic Church in Five (that's right, Five!) Easy Ecuмenical Lessons" pamphlet that fits nicely into your purse or pocket.

Offer void where prohibited by traditionals.

Call 666-666-666 to get your JPII Peace Plan Package today! :devil2:

:roll-laugh1:

A little humor is always healthy on this forum. :jumping2:

ServusSpiritusSancti · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2010, 09:28:33 PM »

The Luminous mysteries and the internet? Crazy. Maybe if he orders in the next 10 minutes he will get a free JPII Peace clan statue. Some order.