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Offline Soubirous

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NOM unfunnies, continued
« on: May 25, 2023, 02:34:52 PM »
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  • 19th May, St. Patrick's Cathedral, Auckland NZ bp. Steve Lowe:



    And not just any NOM but one during which several students from a local Catholic school were also baptized and confirmed. Story here: https://gloria.tv/post/KjW36DisTK6F2BPyggHXwJEbm

    Not photoshopped. He's earned every last snicker he hears. :facepalm: :fryingpan:
    Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus


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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #1 on: May 25, 2023, 04:08:21 PM »
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  • Can Skittles be next? Remember "Taste the Rainbow"? :facepalm:

    The Great Chastisement cannot come soon enough! :pray::incense:
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster


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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #2 on: May 25, 2023, 04:21:42 PM »
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  • Can Skittles be next? Remember "Taste the Rainbow"? :facepalm:

    The Great Chastisement cannot come soon enough! :pray::incense:
    :laugh1:

    As terrible as it is....  I am looking forward to future posts.  :popcorn:
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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #3 on: May 26, 2023, 06:51:52 AM »
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  • Can Skittles be next? Remember "Taste the Rainbow"? :facepalm:

    The Great Chastisement cannot come soon enough! :pray::incense:
    "I distrust every idea that does not seem obsolete and grotesque to my contemporaries."
    Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #4 on: May 26, 2023, 10:35:09 AM »
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  • Can Skittles be next? Remember "Taste the Rainbow"? :facepalm:

    The Great Chastisement cannot come soon enough! :pray::incense:
    Speaking of Skittles, Bill that would ban Skittles passes in the California State Assembly, expected to pass Senate (ktla.com)


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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #5 on: May 26, 2023, 11:03:23 AM »
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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #6 on: May 26, 2023, 01:19:17 PM »
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  • Ok I am going to sing this at Mass one day! Probably get booted out of the neosspx!
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #7 on: May 29, 2023, 12:13:57 PM »
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  • Long ago, today was Whit Monday. For the conciliarists, however, today now assigns honor to Paul VI. Ironically, the following tale (whatever one's opinion of its provenance):

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    The Monday after Pentecost in 1970, His Holiness Pope Paul VI went to the chapel for Holy Mass. Instead of the red vestments, for the Octave everyone knows follows Pentecost, there were laid out for him vestments of green.

    Paul queried the MC assigned for that day, “What on earth are these for?  This is the Octave of Pentecost!  Where are the red vestments?”
    Santità,” quoth the MC, “this is now Tempus ‘per annum’.  It is green, now. The Octave of Pentecost was abolished.”

    “Green? That cannot be!”, said the Pope, “Who did that?

    “Holiness, you did.”

    And Paul VI wept.
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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #8 on: May 29, 2023, 02:46:05 PM »
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  • 19th May, St. Patrick's Cathedral, Auckland NZ bp. Steve Lowe:



    And not just any NOM but one during which several students from a local Catholic school were also baptized and confirmed. Story here: https://gloria.tv/post/KjW36DisTK6F2BPyggHXwJEbm

    Not photoshopped. He's earned every last snicker he hears. :facepalm: :fryingpan:
    See, at first, I thought it was some sort of Māori thing since New Zealand is having a resurgence of that. Like whatever their corner of Polynesia's equivalent of Hawaiian leis are.

    Then I looked even further.

    Oh no. 
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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #9 on: May 31, 2023, 12:24:45 PM »
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  • Here, the groovy new archbishop of Buenos Aires, Jorge Ignacio Garcia Cueva, age 55:



    Here, Garcia Cueva around 11 years ago on the cover of one of Argentina's most popular magazines:



    Garcia Cueva baptized the twins after several priests refused to do so. The chic adult in the center did not give birth to those twins because that chic adult, a multifaceted celebrity whose Argentine legal name is now "Florencia", was born and raised as one Roberto Carlos Trinidad.

    More about Garcia Cueva here. Looks like slumming in the socioeconomic peripheries and accompanying those who violate the Commandments is all it takes to get promoted. 
    Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus

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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #10 on: July 01, 2023, 05:57:19 PM »
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  • Here, meet Tucho, the newly named prefect for the Vatican Dicastery for the Doctrine of Faith, Ratzinger's and Müller's onetime job.



    Tucho, ghostwriter of Amoris Laetitia among other recent docuмents, also made a name for himself as an erotic poet. Warning: Excerpts of said poetry in that linked article are less a near occasion of sin than a near occasion of projectile emesis.

    Tucho's academic career nearly faltered, though:

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    On Dec. 15, 2009, Cardinal Bergoglio appointed him as rector of the Pontifical Catholic University of Argentina. However, he was not able to take the oath of office until May 20, 2011, after he had answered objections to his appointment raised by Vatican officials who expressed concerns about the orthodoxy of certain elements of his scholarship.

    An avid writer, by the time Archbishop Fernández was chosen by Bergoglio as the UCA rector, he had written hundreds of articles and books, including, Incarnated Spiritual Theology (2004), a book that was featured in the Argentinian soap opera Esperanza Mía, about an illicit love affair between a priest and a nun.
    (Illicit love affair between a priest and a nun? Will the ironic synergies never end? https://www.cathinfo.com/sspx-resistance-news/vigano-on-the-persecution-of-some-texas-carmelites/msg891152/?topicseen#msg891152 )


    Tucho (OK, his legal name is Victor Manuel Fernandez) nonetheless in 2018 got favored fast track service on the way to becoming Archbishop of La Plata, the second largest archdiocese in Argentina after Buenos Aires. The previous archbishop, having just turned 75, was booted so quickly and rudely that he was not even allowed to say a public Sunday Mass and found himself homeless.

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    If the Archbishop had simply had his resignation accepted at the mandatory age of seventy-five, the story might end there. But there is more at work.

    Some of the following information stems from Archbishop Aguer’s own last homily given on 2 June, as well as from a piece published on the well-informed Argentine traditionalist blog, the Wanderer (not to be confused with the American Catholic newspaper of the same name). What is depicted is the rapid and even callous removal of a beloved prelate and pro-life champion who had served his diocese for almost two decades — but who had also been one of Jorge Bergoglio’s most noteworthy conservative opponents within the Argentine episcopacy. From the Wanderer report, we read:
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    As Bishop Aguer himself explained in his farewell homily [on 2 June] and as other sources confirmed, his resignation was presented [to the Holy Father] when he turned 75 on May 24. Seven days later [on 31 May], he received a call from the Nunciature to receive the pontifical orders: Corpus Christi [on 2 June] was to be his last public liturgy; [La Plata’s Auxiliary] Bishop [Alberto] Bochatey was appointed apostolic administrator; he must leave the archdiocese immediately after the celebration, he can not reside in it as archbishop emeritus, nor may he transfer his own headquarters to his successor.

    Tucho's current marching orders from today's announcement:

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    “The dicastery that you will preside over in other epochs came to use immoral methods. Those were times when more than promoting theological knowledge they chased after possible doctrinal errors. What I expect from you is something without doubt much different,” Francis said.

    Pope Francis asks the new prefect to promote theological thinking more than controlling it, and not to occupy himself so much with the abuse question, for which there is a disciplinary sector in the dicastery, so as to concentrate on the theological area that requires development. “Given that for disciplinary questions—related especially to the abuse of minors—there was recently created [in the dicastery] a specific section with very competent professionals, I ask you that as prefect you dedicate your personal commitment in a more direct way to the principal aim of the dicastery, which is ‘to safeguard the faith,’” Francis wrote.

    Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus


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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #11 on: July 20, 2023, 09:45:03 AM »
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  • From a Synod on Synodality event announcement by Garratt Publishing, "Australia's leading provider of Catholic and Christian books":

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    Agnes Dodds
    Agnes is the Secretary of Women’s Wisdom in the Church (WWITCH), a Melbourne based group of women from the Catholic and Anglican faith traditions who work to raise awareness of women’s wisdom, experience and skills in the Australian Church. Agnes has been a university researcher and teacher all her working life. She hopes to bring her experience in program design and evaluation to help promote synodal dialogue within the Church.

    It's a zoom session, otherwise they'd have to dust off their broomsticks to make the trip. :facepalm:  :fryingpan:
    Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus

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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #12 on: July 20, 2023, 09:52:45 AM »
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  • Here, the groovy new archbishop of Buenos Aires, Jorge Ignacio Garcia Cueva, age 55:



    Here, Garcia Cueva around 11 years ago on the cover of one of Argentina's most popular magazines:



    Garcia Cueva baptized the twins after several priests refused to do so. The chic adult in the center did not give birth to those twins because that chic adult, a multifaceted celebrity whose Argentine legal name is now "Florencia", was born and raised as one Roberto Carlos Trinidad.

    More about Garcia Cueva here. Looks like slumming in the socioeconomic peripheries and accompanying those who violate the Commandments is all it takes to get promoted.
    I'll translate the headline for non-Spanish speakers: "The baptism of Flor de la V's twins: 'I want my sons to be raised in the Faith'."
    Christ is Risen! He is risen indeed

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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #13 on: July 20, 2023, 01:29:45 PM »
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  • Ok I am going to sing this at Mass one day! Probably get booted out of the neosspx!

    That 'hymn' is so hilarious! :laugh1:

    But yeah, it probably wouldn't go over too well at the SSPX.
    "It is licit to resist a Sovereign Pontiff who is trying to destroy the Church. I say it is licit to resist him in not following his orders and in preventing the execution of his will. It is not licit to Judge him, to punish him, or to depose him, for these are acts proper to a superior."

    ~St. Robert Bellarmine
    De Romano Pontifice, Lib.II, c.29

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    Re: NOM unfunnies, continued
    « Reply #14 on: July 20, 2023, 01:50:55 PM »
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  • And with this post, end of thread.  From his famous album, "Hi God!".