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Next change - self served communion in the NO church
« on: May 24, 2017, 04:24:41 AM »
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  • ITALY :facepalm:

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO chuurch
    « Reply #1 on: May 24, 2017, 04:26:05 AM »
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  • PHILIPPINES  :facepalm:


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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO chuurch
    « Reply #2 on: May 24, 2017, 04:28:46 AM »
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  • This is a killer  :heretic:

    Anglican? Lutheran? maybe catholic? :heretic:

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #3 on: May 24, 2017, 06:55:07 AM »
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  • The modernists just keep moving things further and further.
    Congaudeant Catholici

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #4 on: May 24, 2017, 07:18:14 AM »
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  • I think the purity host dispenser is great.  Finally, we can have hosts that have never been touched by human hands!  After all, cleanliness is next to Godliness...


    Offline Emitte Lucem Tuam

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO chuurch
    « Reply #5 on: May 24, 2017, 07:46:17 AM »
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  • This is a killer  :heretic:

    Anglican? Lutheran? maybe catholic? :heretic:
    What happens to the hapless Novus Ordo (and you do know a dispenser like this WILL end up in a NO church, eventually) parishioner who wants communion on the tongue?  Does the "Eucharistic minister" have the communicant kneel, take aim, and then fires the gadget into his/her mouth?  Seriously, folks, the NO gets more and more delusional every day.

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #6 on: May 24, 2017, 09:14:16 AM »
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  • It won't happen everywhere. Usually the majority Catholic countries like the Philippines, Italy and Brazil are the most far gone.
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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #7 on: May 24, 2017, 03:22:19 PM »
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  • I wonder who has the patent on that new invention! Hm? I can't say that I have seen it for sale in any catalog.  IT reminds me of those money changers that would hang from the waist.


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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #8 on: May 24, 2017, 05:25:55 PM »
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  • Having never been to an Anglican or Lutheran service (at least that I can remember), I don't know the answer to this question.  At the end of the video about the Purity Host Dispenser, the fellow at the Cranmer's Table does as sign of the cross blessing.  Do Anglicans and/or Lutherans do that?

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #9 on: May 24, 2017, 06:43:45 PM »
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  • God only knows where the "perverts" hands have been! Someone still has to put them in?  Do they use latex gloves?

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #10 on: May 28, 2017, 05:35:29 PM »
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    Next change....
    « Reply #11 on: May 30, 2017, 12:37:03 PM »
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  • Coming soon, home delivery for shutins via Chewy.com...  You just tweet the local pastor... :P
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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #12 on: May 30, 2017, 05:12:06 PM »
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  • Yep, everything is going online. I can just see if your donations are not in, no Eucharist for you. They already withhold baptisms.

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    Re: Next change....
    « Reply #13 on: May 30, 2017, 05:32:39 PM »
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  • Coming soon, home delivery for shutins via Chewy.com...  You just tweet the local pastor... :P
    The only questions will be:  Do you want one or two day delivery?  Should there be tracking put on the delivery?  And should UPS or FedEx leave the package at the front door or the side door?

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    Re: Next change - self served communion in the NO church
    « Reply #14 on: May 30, 2017, 06:43:51 PM »
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  • The one in Italy they are dunking, just like a donut.
    Same in the Philippines.
    Hmmm... and we can't really tell if the last one is Lutheran or NO "Catholic"  That says a lot.

     

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