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Offline Petertherock

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Litany of JPII
« on: April 25, 2014, 01:14:05 PM »
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  • I saw this on Facebook and thought it was great!

    Shiva, the Destroyer, have mercy on John Paul II.
    Buddha, the Big tummy, have mercy on John Paul II.
    Allah, False "god" of Islam, have mercy on John Paul II.

    Sin John Paul II, stay away from us.
    Thou, a blasphemer, stay away from us.
    Thou, father of lies, stay away from us.
    Thou, the enemy of God, stay away from us.
    Thou, the greatest traitor, stay away from us.
    Thou, the great pretender, stay away from us.
    Thou, who kissed the Koran, stay away from us.
    Thou, father of wickedness, stay away from us.
    Thou, wolf in sheep's clothing, stay away from us.
    Thou, the propagator of heresies, stay away from us.
    Thou, the protector of peodophiles, stay away from us.
    Thou, who prayed with the heretics, stay away from us.
    Thou, the enemy of Catholic Tradition, stay away from us.
    Thou, shepherd leading the flock to Hell, stay away from us.
    Thou, "excommunicated" Archbishop Leferbvre, stay away from us.
    Bad Shepherd, stay away from us.
    Defender of Islam, stay away from us.
    Fake Bishop of Rome, stay away from us.
    Apostle of Martin Luther, stay away from us.
    Fourth Antipope of Vatican II, stay away from us.
    Brother and Father of Protestants, stay away from us.
    Defender of Marcial Maciel of the Legionaries of Christ, stay away from us.

    Pray for them O, Sin John Paul II, that they may not be made worthy of the promises of Lucifer...


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    « Reply #1 on: April 25, 2014, 07:39:50 PM »
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    So what does Facebook know?  
     
    Litany FOR John Paul II

    Shiva, the Destroyer, you have set your desires on John Paul II.
    Buddha, the Biggest Belly, you have hungered for John Paul II.
    Allah, False "god" of Islam, you Jinn can't wait for John Paul II.

    Well, move over fellas, because we have something to say about that...


    Sinner John Paul II, may your example be far from us.
    John Paul II, the great blasphemer, (may your example... etc.)
    John Paul II, the great father of lies,
    John Paul II, the great enemy of God,
    John Paul II, the great traitor,
    John Paul II, the great pretender,
    John Paul II, who kissed the Koran,
    John Paul II, who defiled your forehead with feces,
    John Paul II, who prayed with heretics,
    John Paul II, who "excommunicated" Archbishop Lefebvre,
    John Paul II, father of wickedness,
    John Paul II, wolf in sheep's clothing,
    John Paul II, propagator of heterodoxy,
    John Paul II, protector of paeodophiles,
    John Paul II, promoter of horrible liturgical music,
    John Paul II, promoter of false tolerance
    John Paul II, harbor of heretics,
    John Paul II, inimical to Catholic Tradition,
    John Paul II, shepherd leading the flock to Hell,
    John Paul II, bad shepherd,
    John Paul II, defender of Islam,
    John Paul II, bosom buddy of тαℓмυdists,
    John Paul II, failure as Bishop of Rome,
    John Paul II, fourth bad pope of Vatican II,

    False apostle of Martin Luther, take heed!
    Defender of Marcial Maciel of the Legionaries of Christ, take most serious heed!
    Brother and Father of Protestants, hear this, your last warning!
    Pray for them, sinner John Paul II, that they may not be made worthy of the promises of Lucifer...


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    Litany of JPII
    « Reply #2 on: April 26, 2014, 12:30:49 PM »
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  • Quote from: Neil Obstat
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    So what does Facebook know?  
     
    Litany FOR John Paul II

    Shiva, the Destroyer, you have set your desires on John Paul II.
    Buddha, the Biggest Belly, you have hungered for John Paul II.
    Allah, False "god" of Islam, you Jinn can't wait for John Paul II.

    Well, move over fellas, because we have something to say about that...


    Sinner John Paul II, may your example be far from us.
    John Paul II, the great blasphemer, (may your example... etc.)
    John Paul II, the great father of lies,
    John Paul II, the great enemy of God,
    John Paul II, the great traitor,
    John Paul II, the great pretender,
    John Paul II, who kissed the Koran,
    John Paul II, who defiled your forehead with feces,
    John Paul II, who prayed with heretics,
    John Paul II, who "excommunicated" Archbishop Lefebvre,
    John Paul II, father of wickedness,
    John Paul II, wolf in sheep's clothing,
    John Paul II, propagator of heterodoxy,
    John Paul II, protector of paeodophiles,
    John Paul II, promoter of horrible liturgical music,
    John Paul II, promoter of false tolerance
    John Paul II, harbor of heretics,
    John Paul II, inimical to Catholic Tradition,
    John Paul II, shepherd leading the flock to Hell,
    John Paul II, bad shepherd,
    John Paul II, defender of Islam,
    John Paul II, bosom buddy of тαℓмυdists,
    John Paul II, failure as Bishop of Rome,
    John Paul II, fourth bad pope of Vatican II,

    False apostle of Martin Luther, take heed!
    Defender of Marcial Maciel of the Legionaries of Christ, take most serious heed!
    Brother and Father of Protestants, hear this, your last warning!
    Pray for them, sinner John Paul II, that they may not be made worthy of the promises of Lucifer...


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    Excellent, Neil . . . and from a Toronto news station:



    "Making a pope a saint is a way of strengthening his legacy, making it more difficult for future popes to change policies that he put in place," Vatican analyst the Rev. Thomas Reese wrote recently in the National Catholic Reporter.

    Read more: http://www.cp24.com/world/five-things-to-know-about-sainthood-1.1792677#ixzz2zvAFpf4Q

    Offline Frances

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    « Reply #3 on: April 26, 2014, 12:35:49 PM »
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  •  :sad:Why add to the blasphemy?  Too serious a matter to be funny.
     St. Francis Xavier threw a Crucifix into the sea, at once calming the waves.  Upon reaching the shore, the Crucifix was returned to him by a crab with a curious cross pattern on its shell.  

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    « Reply #4 on: April 26, 2014, 12:42:20 PM »
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    :sad:Why add to the blasphemy?  Too serious a matter to be funny.



    . . . doubt that we're laughing . . . a litany of such errors encapsulates JP II's insane Pontificate. The blasphemy will be in Rome, tomorrow, while many of us fume over this list of obvious "errors" of the future "saint"!


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    « Reply #5 on: April 26, 2014, 11:02:11 PM »
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    :sad:Why add to the blasphemy?  Too serious a matter to be funny.



    . . . doubt that we're laughing . . . a litany of such errors encapsulates JP II's insane Pontificate. The blasphemy will be in Rome, tomorrow, while many of us fume over this list of obvious "errors" of the future "saint"!


    Any laughing that we are doing is to keep what we have left of our sanity. If we don't inject some humor into this, we would completely lose it.

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    « Reply #6 on: April 27, 2014, 03:57:41 AM »
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    I have the choice of making a joke now and then or caving in to listening to Spike Jones records all day and night.  

    Imagine trying to pray the Rosary with this going on in the background:

    Ta-dum, Da-dum, Ta-dum, Da-dum...
    They're coming to take me away, ha-ha,
    They're coming to take me away, he-he,
    To the funny farm,
    Where life is beautiful all the time,
    And the men in their starched white shirts
    Are coming to take me away...


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    « Reply #7 on: April 27, 2014, 04:39:49 AM »
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    Shiva, the Destroyer, have mercy on John Paul II.
    Buddha, the Big tummy, have mercy on John Paul II.
    Allah, False "god" of Islam, have mercy on John Paul II.

    Anyone who prays to false gods, even in jest, is in trouble.
    What return shall I make to the Lord for all the things that He hath given unto me?


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    « Reply #8 on: April 27, 2014, 04:43:13 AM »
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  • Question: when and how and why did he defile his forehead?  Blech.
    What return shall I make to the Lord for all the things that He hath given unto me?

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    « Reply #9 on: April 27, 2014, 05:11:31 AM »
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  • I didn't mean to single you out, Petertherock.

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    Litany FOR John Paul II

    Addressing devils is very dangerous.  If you think it's 'necessary to keep your sanity', you've already lost.

    What return shall I make to the Lord for all the things that He hath given unto me?