Royal Laws Decreed
These are the laws issued by His Supreme Royal Majesty on the Date enclosed at the end of this historical document.
Thou shall not kill, for if he stabs he shall be stabbed, for if he gives aim to the heart he shall be ripped of heart, for if he strangles he shall be hanged, for if he burns or consumes he shall be consumed by the fires of hell brought from the ground of the Royal Execution grounds, for if drowns he shall be frozen to death, for if he beats he shall be beaten, for if he whips or tortures he shall be whipped and tortured. God once stated and eye for an eye, so too shall it be now!
Though shall not steal, for if one does once his right arm shall decapitated and he shall be let to bleed, if he survives and does so again the arm of the left shall be decapitated and then his toes cut from his feet, for if he does so again he shall be executed at the Royal Execution Grounds. If he steals from a woman or child, he shall be given no chance and shall be executed on sight. If he commits theft against a royal or noble, he shall be burned alive for his treason.
Thou shall not rape for one will be turned into a eunoch, thou shall not commit adultery for his penis shall be cut off and be fed to the sharks of the ocean, one will not in-breed for they shall be shown nude to the public and then raped brutally and tortured to death. One will not video intercourse for they shall be shown nude to the public and then killed and tortured publically. One will not change the sex of theirs for it is against God's will and they shall be executed buy pouring acid onto their skin if done. Thou shall not be homosexuel for it is an abomination and for males a sword shall be shoved up their buttox while a sphere down their throat and a woman her breast cut off and skin burned, each resulting in terrible blood loss and death. One shows themselves publically nude shall have the same punishment as a gay or lesbian and the activity "sagging" the form of pants below the hips showing the underware and such is considered public nudity and will be enforced strongly and will have the same punishment as a homosexual.
Identity theft shall result in the torture practice of the criminal's skin being peeled off of his body and face and left to die in the agonizing pain. One who commites treason of any kind, whether it be terrorism, identity theft, theft, rape, ect. shall all be put to death with a suitable torture method.
One who is an apostate shall be tortured suited to their crime. For one is a Jew, they shall be deprived of the rite to see and their eyes gourged out by what is suitable at the time. Then they shall be crucified at the Royal Execution grounds. For one is a muslim, they shall be whipped, stoned, and burned to death. An orthodox christian torn limb from limb for their departure of the church. Any other heretical beleif such as Himduism and Shintoism shall be burned at the stake. A practitioner of magic of any kind other than normal stage magic shall be burned at the stake but not before being put into a dark room tortured by sights of the devil using poison gas.
Anyone against the form of government which is a theocracy/absolute monarchy which is called Castilianism shall be charged with treason and will be shot or crucified. Those who mock Traditional Roman Catholicism or promote anyother religion shall be crucified like Jesus was crucified by the Jews.
Those who mock our Great Supreme Majesty or Pontiff shall be executed but not before his tongue being cut out and then mouth sewed shut.
A person who uses illegal drugs such as meth, ect. shallbe drugged to death and then their bodies photographed with the words addict tatooed to their forehead and the picture posted in the headline of papers and website and in stores. One who smokes tobacco which is deemed illegal by his Supreme Royal Majesty shall be burned to death by several metal burning hot rods of metal.
Thou shall not be gluttonous or large for it is a sin and act against God ad is treason to the church which in turn is treason against the royal family and will be heavily punished. One who is fat shall be given the chance to lose the weight but if not will be killed by crucifiction. One who mocks the Monarch or any of Royal matters shall be charged with treason and will be issued to the Pontiff for discretion.
Those who prosper off of other's mis-fortune shall be executed for treason against the people of the Holy United Castilian Empire. Those who plat against the government in anyway shall be shot at the execution grounds.
There is no tolerance for breaking any of these imprtant laws signed off by his Royal Majesty
Issue Decreed by His Supreme Royal Majesty
The Knights of the Royal Castilain Courts
Date Issued this 3rd of April in the year 2010 in the 5 epoch