Not to be disrespectful, because that's not my intention, but reading over these names wouldn't it be funny if we had a Pope Billy I or a Pope Keith I?
No, because those aren't holy names. A "Pope Billy" or "Pope Keith" would be blasphemous.
But there was a "Pope Hilarius". :wink:
I don't know what's so unholy about the names "Billy" ("William") or "Keith". A Pope William or a Pope Keith would certainly be no stranger than a Pope Lando or a Pope Simplicius or a Pope Conon.
I'm always intrigued by papal names. I am fascinated that of the names of the four Evangelists, only Mark and John were held by popes, and Mark only once (probably his actual name). Zero Matthews, zero Lukes and twenty-three Johns. Fascinating. While Matthew and Luke are inexplicably shunned, rather odd names like "Urban" and "Innocent" enjoy a certain popularity.
Amongst my favorites are "Celestine", "Clement", "Paschal", "Leo", and "Stephen". I do like "Benedict", too, but we've had sixteen of them now. I hope the next pope will choose a worthy name that either hasn't been done to death or hasn't been heard in a long time (no, not "Peter"). I was so glad when we finally got away from "John", "Paul", and "John Paul" (for a while it seemed like no pope could be named anything else!).
I wouldn't mind a "Leo XIV" or a "Stephen XI" or a "Celestine VI"...or even a "Matthew I".