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If...
"IT'S BETTER IN LATIN":smoke-pot:
...then why not have it in Latin?
MAGNIFICAT
(CANTIcuм B. MARIAE VIRG. AD VESPERAS)
MAGNIFICAT anima mea Dominum:
et exsultavit spiritus meus in Deo, salutari meo.
Quia respexit humilitatem ancillae suae:
ecce enim ex hoc beatam me dicent omnes generationes.
Quia fecit mihi magna qui potens est:
et sanctum nomen eius.
Et misericordia eius a progenie in progenies
timentibus eum.
Fecit potentiam in bracchio suo:
dispersit superbos mente cordis sui.
Deposuit potentes de sede,
et exaltavit humiles.
Esurientes implevit bonis:
et divites dimisit inanes.
Suscepit Israel, puerum suum,
recordatus misericordiae suae.
Sicut locuts est ad patres nostros,
Abraham et semini eius in saecula.
Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto.
Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper,
et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.
If you think it's "too much" or whatever, I'll have you know there are thousands of protestants in the world today who have this Latin prayer memorized. Are you going to let the protestants show you up?
N.B. You can most easily put your best foot forward with the Gloria Patri at the end, because Prots don't include that Catholic prayer. They say it's "too Catholic." (Uhhh... and the rest above it isn't????????)
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