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« on: April 18, 2016, 08:20:06 AM »
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  • http://www.novusordowatch.org/wire/after-amoris-laetitia-memes.htm

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    After Amoris Laetitia:
    Illustrating the Absurdity


    To illustate the absurdity and folly of “Pope” Francis’ Post-Synodal “Apostolic” Exhortation Amoris Laetitia, we have put together a few memes for sharing on social media that all are welcome to disseminate widely. The idea is to quickly reach more people with the truth that what is put out by the Vatican II Sect as “Catholicism” is utter Modernist garbage and does not deserve to be taken seriously. Sometimes it is easier to communicate ideas to people by means of satire in a cartoon, a picture, or a meme, especially to those people who do shy away from reading.

    We pray that those who are still members of the Novus Ordo Church will finally ask themselves if they’re really part of the right religion, or if maybe a conversion to real Catholicism would be in order. The Vatican apostasy is so blatant now that even a superficial look at Holy Scripture reveals the utter incompatibility of the Novus Ordo “gospel” with Divine Revelation, the very “faith once delivered to the saints” (Jude 1:3; cf. Gal 1:8-9).

    Our Amoris Laetitia Memes
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        Confessions in the Novus Ordo Sect are going to get a lot more complicated…

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    (Our apologies to Montgomery Clift and Alfred Hitchcock)


    Next, we present some Novus Ordo Bible stories, taken from the Gospel According to Francis…

        PART 1: The Woman caught in an irregular situation

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        PART 2: The New Sixth Commandment

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        PART 3: The Woman at the Well

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        PART 4: Why St. John the Baptist was REALLY beheaded

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    And last but not least, we also made a movie poster spoof for Francis’ ghostwriter, the man who really wrote the Amoris Laetitia docuмent (well, at least the main draft of it): “Archbishop” Victor Manuel Fernandez (aka “Smoochie” for his book Heal Me With Your Mouth: The Art of Kissing), who is Francis’ personal theologian (a brief video on him here):

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    (Our apologies to Robert Redford)


    In case you’re wondering what all the fuss is about, here is what triggered the creation of these memes:

        Francis’ Post-Synodal Exhortation Amoris Laetitia - Highlights & Full Text
        Chaos Watch: Continuing Coverage of the Fallout from Amoris Laetitia
        Vatican insider: Conservative Schism not likely but possible


    We end with the divinely inspired words of St. Paul the Apostle: “But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach a gospel to you besides that which we have preached to you, let him be anathema. As we said before, so now I say again: If any one preach to you a gospel, besides that which you have received, let him be anathema” (Gal 1:8-9).

    Minor detail.
    "I receive Thee, redeeming Prince of my soul. Out of love for Thee have I studied, watched through many nights, and exerted myself: Thee did I preach and teach. I have never said aught against Thee. Nor do I persist stubbornly in my views. If I have ever expressed myself erroneously on this Sacrament, I submit to the judgement of the Holy Roman Church, in obedience of which I now part from this world." Saint Thomas Aquinas the greatest Doctor of the Church