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Offline Matthew

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Ode to Vatican II
« on: November 01, 2023, 11:41:48 PM »
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  • If Vatican II were a food, it would be a cockroach smoothie. That's been through a digestive system. Twice.

    If Vatican II were a car, it would be a 50 year old jalopy with the exhaust pipe routed INSIDE the cabin. That had a high risk of bursting into flames while driving. With questionable brakes. That had been in 3 wrecks already. Driven by a suicidal madman.

    If Vatican II were a person, it would be either Josef Stalin, Nero, or Genghis Khan.

    If Vatican II were a drink, it would be raw sewage. With arsenic. And strychnine. And motor oil.

    Vatican II is like the freedom and flexibility of Mac OS, the simplicity of Linux and the privacy and security of Windows.

    If Vatican II were a place, it would be the deepest pits of hell.

    If Vatican II were ANY created being, it would be satan.

    Vatican II is to Council as Jeffrey Dahmer is to babysitter.
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    Offline Yeti

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    Re: Ode to Vatican II
    « Reply #1 on: November 02, 2023, 12:25:03 AM »
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  • Vatican II is like the freedom and flexibility of Mac OS, the simplicity of Linux and the privacy and security of Windows.
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    :laugh1:

    I love this. I don't know how many people would get this line, but I sure did.

    If Vatican 2 were a movie, it would be starring Steven Seagal.

    If Vatican 2 were a band, it would be Nickelback.

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    Re: Ode to Vatican II
    « Reply #2 on: November 02, 2023, 01:39:52 PM »
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  • If the neosspx still and truly sets itself to a future alignment with conciliar Rome then…..

    Menzingen is like unto the tower of Orthanc in the heart of Isengard. Bsp Fellay seems himself to be a cardinal, a power, akin to Saruman.
    Would Huonder be an emissary from conciliar Rome, that is Mordor?
    Is the heart of Vatican 2 not Orodruin, from which the conciliar Church, being in the round like a council, The Ring? V2 is evil and corrupts everything ecclesiastical (and by nature everything connected to the Church, being the world) much like The One Ring? Thus Huonder is a Grimer Wormtongue, meant to further poison the ears of Econe? 
    Those who haunt the Paths of the Dead are the clerics who followed not Archbishop Lefebvre, who must remedy their apostasy before the King who must return?
    There are certainly plenty more NAZGÛL who were ensnared by V2 and who shamelessly serve the Dank Bergolian upon the corrupted chair?

    V2, like The One Ring, must be unmade…

    One Council to fool them all
    One Council to defile the Faith
    And in the darkness of Heresy bind them
    From the heart of Conciliarism,
    Where doth Apostasy lie……
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster