I won't address the absurd list you made, just quickly respond to the bolded part.
What a group of non-Catholics does and if they pretend to hold a council or dance around a fire it doesn't matter at all.
Sedevacantism maintains that an invalid Pope hasn't confirmed V2 and therefore it's not part of the magisterium.
For you to insinuate that sedevacantists maintain the Church has defected on the basis that Vatican II falsified it is absurd.
Oh, is there anything outside of my list which is possible for the Totalist position? If so, please share. I am genuinely curious.
I’m afraid you misunderstood me. Totalism rejects Vatican II and the post-Conciliar Church as you correctly pointed out.
The issue with that is it has been 60 years since the event which led to a situation in which Totalists believe the Church lost Her head along with Her hierarchy and all that remains are those who hold to the true Faith. What’s the problem with this you might ask?
Let’s ask Pope Pius IX: (Etsi Multa condemning those who rejected Vatican I; the same condemned “principles” are applicable to the Totalists):
Incredibly, they boldly affirm that the Roman Pontiff and all the bishops, the priests and the people conjoined with him in the unity of faith and communion fell into heresy when they approved and professed the definitions of the Ecuмenical Vatican Council. Therefore they deny also the indefectibility of the Church and blasphemously declare that it has perished throughout the world and that its visible Head and the bishops have erred. They assert the necessity of restoring a legitimate episcopacy in the person of their pseudo-bishop, who has entered not by the gate but from elsewhere like a thief or robber and calls the damnation of Christ upon his head.”
Diffused among all people, the Church was built by Christ the Son of the living God upon the rock, against which the gates of Hell will not prevail, and with which He Himself, to Whom all power in heaven and on earth is given, said He would be with until the consummation of the world. “The Church cries to her Spouse: Why do certain men withdrawing from me murmur against me? Why do these lost men claim that I have perished? Announce to me the length of my days, how long I will be in this world? Tell me on account of those who say: it was and is no longer; on account of those who say: the scriptures have been fulfilled, all nations have believed, but the Church has apostatized and perished from all nations. And He announced and the voice was not vain. What did He announce? ‘Behold I am with you all days even to the consummation of the world.’ Moved by your voices and your false opinions, it asked of God that He announce to it the length of its days and it found that God said ‘Behold I am with you all days even to the consummation of the world.’ Here you will say: He spoke about us; we are as we will be until the end of the world. Christ Himself is asked; He says ‘and this gospel will be preached in the whole world, in testimony to all nations, and then will come the end.’ Therefore the Church will be among all nations until the end of the world. Let heretics perish as they are, and let them find that they become what they are not.”