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Title: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
Post by: Tradplorable on September 10, 2017, 03:21:04 PM
I'm being a little cheeky here (pun intended) but I just saw on the ticker on CNN that the Pope just got hurt in his Popemobile. It came to a sudden stop and he hit his head and cheek and bled on his robe.
Title: Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
Post by: Tradplorable on September 10, 2017, 03:52:16 PM
https://cruxnow.com/pope-in-colombia/2017/09/10/pope-suffers-minor-injury-colombia-reaching-crowd/

Photo at link.
Title: Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
Post by: Nadir on September 10, 2017, 10:01:57 PM
ooo! That's nasty!
I wonder if he'll declare himself a martyr.
Title: Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
Post by: Neil Obstat on September 11, 2017, 04:51:48 PM
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Pope suffers minor injury in
Colombia reaching out to the crowd


(https://cruxnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/779c9f077e327febf48b4cb12bb49773-690x450.jpeg)
"Here, you can borrow my yarmulke so the color doesn't clash with your white one."
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Let me get this straight:
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He bumps his head, a drop of blood falls on his robe, and it make headlines.
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We shouldn't wonder if the media isn't paying attention.
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Title: Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
Post by: Neil Obstat on September 11, 2017, 04:56:08 PM
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That ought to answer the questions asking if he's maybe a robot.
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And in other news, for the flat-earthers, as to whether the Church teaches the earth is a globe: 
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(https://akacatholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Earth-Pope-601x220.jpg)