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Offline Tradplorable

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Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
« on: September 10, 2017, 03:21:04 PM »
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  • I'm being a little cheeky here (pun intended) but I just saw on the ticker on CNN that the Pope just got hurt in his Popemobile. It came to a sudden stop and he hit his head and cheek and bled on his robe.


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    Offline Nadir

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    Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
    « Reply #2 on: September 10, 2017, 10:01:57 PM »
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  • ooo! That's nasty!
    I wonder if he'll declare himself a martyr.
    Help of Christians, guard our land from assault or inward stain,
    Let it be what God has planned, His new Eden where You reign.

    Offline Neil Obstat

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    Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
    « Reply #3 on: September 11, 2017, 04:51:48 PM »
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  • .

    Pope suffers minor injury in
    Colombia reaching out to the crowd


    "Here, you can borrow my yarmulke so the color doesn't clash with your white one."
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    Let me get this straight:
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    He bumps his head, a drop of blood falls on his robe, and it make headlines.
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    We shouldn't wonder if the media isn't paying attention.
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    Offline Neil Obstat

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    Re: Divine retribution: Pope smacked on cheek by God
    « Reply #4 on: September 11, 2017, 04:56:08 PM »
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    That ought to answer the questions asking if he's maybe a robot.
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    And in other news, for the flat-earthers, as to whether the Church teaches the earth is a globe: 
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