From what I have always understood regarding this topic, an attempt to ordain a human being of the female sex to the Sacred Priesthood would be like attempting to confect the ineffable act of Transubstantiation using cheese. It would be a grave sacrilege, a horrible profanation, an unspeakable crime, and a ludicrous absurdity.
Such a thing, according to my understanding, would be tantamount to positing that a perfect circle may indeed exceed 360 degrees, and that mathematicians should study the possibility of demonstrating that such a circle could exist.