Do you have any idea how enviable the situation in northern Ohio is?
You actually make an excellent case for one's relocating there. (I'm retired with independent income, and once my son turns 18 and there are no more custody issues, we can live anywhere we want to.)
Yes, I do. Within about a 60 minute drive, I could get to any one of about 27 options for a valid and (mostly Catholic) Mass. I say mostly Catholic because the Maronite Rites are Modernized quite a bit, and the Eastern Rites use English (vernacular). And one might argue whether the 3 Motu Masses within range of me are valid (would depend on the priest and the elderly ones are dying out).
These are the various Masses (that I know of ... I'm sure I'm missing a few) within an hour drive of where I live. If I were to move about 15 minutes West of where I live, you'd have several here within a 10 minute drive (the ones in or near Akron OH). Lots of Eastern European immigrants came to the Cleveland area, including Hungarians (my own descent).
20 minutes -- Sacred Heart of Jesus Church, CMRI, Akron
20 minutes -- Motu, St. Paul Church, Akron (9:30 AM)
22 minutes -- Holy Ghost Ukrainian, Akron
25 minutes -- Immaculate Heart of Mary and School, Independent SSPX-aligned, Akron, Father Leo Carley (resident ... though elderly)
26 minutes -- St. Nicholas Byzantine, Barberton
26 minutes -- Motu, St. Sebastian Church, Akron (1:00 PM)
27 minutes -- Our Lady of Cedars Maronite
30 minutes -- St. Theodore Romanian Catholic
31 minutes -- St. Joseph Melkite Rite
33 minutes -- Our Lady of Mariapoch Byzantine Shrine
34 minutes -- Our Lady of Sorrows, SSPX -- mostly just a mission with 3PM Sunday Mass
36 minutes -- St. George Romanian Catholic Cathedral (eparchy with bishop)
37 minutes -- St. Peregrine Church and Academy, SSPX -- just weekends now but plans to make it a priory
37 minutes -- St. Mary's Ukrainian
38 minutes -- Our Lady of the Most Holy Rosary, FSSP -- Vienna, OH 38 minutes (3 priests stationed there)
38 minutes -- St. Mary Romanian Catholic
42 minutes -- St. Joseph Byzantine
47 minutes -- St. John the Baptist Byzantine Cathedral (eparchy with bishop and priests)
48 minutes -- St. Therese, Parma, SSPV -- just weekends
48 minutes -- St. Josaphat Cathedral (eparchy with bishop and several priests)
48 minutes -- St. Maron Maronite Catholic (resident priest)
48 minutes -- Most Holy Trinity Romanian Catholic
51 minutes -- St. John's Hungarian Byzantine, Cleveland
52 minutes -- Motu, St. Stephen Church, Akron
53 minutes -- St. Emilian Byzantine
53 minutes -- St. Helena Romanian Catholic