I'm reminded here of the Timex Social Club R&B song "Rumors", but I won't link directly to it, as it contains some mildly risqué lyrics that probably aren't quite the thing for a Catholic forum. Search it online if you want to hear it. As that kind of music goes, it's pretty tame.
I'm inclined to take anything from X-Twitter cuм grano salis.
That said, he can't leave the papal chair a day too soon for me, preferably in repentance, retirement, and good health, but nil sine numine.