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Offline Matthew

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Amusing stuff from Pope Augustine
« on: March 30, 2010, 10:47:38 PM »
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    « Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 10:50:31 PM »
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  • It truly reads like he's had his head in the Douay Rheims a lot recently (particularly the Old Testament, such as the books of Judges, Kings, and Paralipomenon (Chronicles).

    He does a pretty good job of writing in that style.

    Fortunately, we all know he's a french fry short of a Happy Meal.

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    « Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 05:18:36 AM »
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  • I wonder if Pope Augustine is really delusional or if he is acting this way to get a kick out of seeing people's reactions.

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    « Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 08:15:21 AM »
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  • I suggest psychological testing...with a TONN(test that determines malingering)
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    « Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 12:29:18 PM »
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  • Alex, I think you are right.

    Are you sure, Matthew, it's not the infamous 008?


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    Amusing stuff from Pope Augustine
    « Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 05:58:24 PM »
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  • This is a reply to several comments upon the previous sermon of Agustine, Pontiff of Rome.

        The Pontiff of Rome is not delusional but very sane and is not a Wal-Mart Bagger but in FACT a successful man bringing an income of 700,000 dollars a year. So, for the wretched peasants who mock his name and mine you may all burn within the fires of hell when the demons of the Three Days of Darkness drag your heretical souls to hell. You may in fact follow the true religion Traditional Roman Catholicism but you do not have a Pontiff and without a Pontiff you are just demons without a Lucifer. He and I speak on a daily basis and laugh at the mockery you peasants post but now we have been enraged so we have posted this reply. I even have a secular proffesion which none could ever acheive. The sermon posted came from the words of God and nothing more or less. I am the Monarch to which now takes the place of Pierre a false heretical Jewish Apostate. Beware of SARtheone, he is Pierre the anti-monarch and many more shall arise. God has spoken to me informing me he, Pontiff Augustine of Rome, is the true Pontiff of these times and he was informed by words of God that I was the Monarch that shall never be replaced for I SHALL never fall.  Pierre shows several signs of being an anti-Monarch, one of which is his last name, Hoareau. The word within the name is HOAR meaning COATING which has the title of meaning covered by a thin layer of covered by a mask. Pierre IS covered by a mask of lies into believing he is the Monarch and worse he believes he is the MESSIAH. HE was also born on a African Island in the INDIAN OCEAN, the island has the origin of ARABS which is clearly another sign of being an anti-monarch for ARABS are the evil of the Earth against the Christian Forces. Pontiff Augustine fulfills many prophecies of Peter the Roman which can be seen at his website, www.romancatholicism.net. For anyone who does not believe in his Pontificate is evil and heretical and against GOD the O High LORD of ALL. To see more information about us, the KNights of the Castilian Royal Court: The Last Royal Court of God go to www.theapostolicseeofgod.co.cc . If you have any comments to give to the monarch you may contact him through the website or through email.

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    « Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 06:13:06 PM »
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  • In regards to the heretical foes of God on this forum of supposed holiness,

       Please be to knowledge that Augustine II is a false Pontiff, he is an aqucaintence of the Pontiff Augustine I that decided to insult and ridicule his Pontificate. Augustine II is a 17 year old BOY whoms name is Tommy. He is an Eastern Orthodox Apostate who only mocks the Prophecies of the Catholics.

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    « Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 10:46:11 PM »
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    In regards to the heretical foes of God on this forum of supposed holiness,

       Please be to knowledge that Augustine II is a false Pontiff, he is an aqucaintence of the Pontiff Augustine I that decided to insult and ridicule his Pontificate. Augustine II is a 17 year old BOY whoms name is Tommy. He is an Eastern Orthodox Apostate who only mocks the Prophecies of the Catholics.

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    Ooga booga!  :dwarf:


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    « Reply #8 on: April 04, 2010, 01:04:10 AM »
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  • In regards to the Peasant Replies above
     Comments like these show how the world has been destroyed by the peasant and heretical foes of christianiam. We are a serious organization with serious goals and strong efforts. We please ask you to be silent in commenting comments like those against our organization.

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    « Reply #9 on: April 04, 2010, 02:59:52 PM »
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    In regards to the Peasant Replies above
     Comments like these show how the world has been destroyed by the peasant and heretical foes of christianiam. We are a serious organization with serious goals and strong efforts. We please ask you to be silent in commenting comments like those against our organization.

    Issued by His Royal Supreme Majesty

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    Pray for me, always.

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    « Reply #10 on: April 04, 2010, 08:41:19 PM »
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    In regards to the Peasant Replies above
     Comments like these show how the world has been destroyed by the peasant and heretical foes of christianiam. We are a serious organization with serious goals and strong efforts. We please ask you to be silent in commenting comments like those against our organization.

    Issued by His Royal Supreme Majesty

    The Knights of the Castilian Royal Courts


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    If these peddler ads and words are the only words you may release from your Devil controlled mouths then please do not comment. For the only troll here on this board is you. A demon like your soul should not even be permitted to post on here. We are a serious organization with real efforts that will cause a great movement in history.

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