Excellent comeback Stubborn.
They dogs are table-server dogs, for the Novus ordo schismatic meal-mass.
This calls for a canine inclusive change to the Neurotic Obfiscating mess;
Glory to Dog in the lowest,
peace to its puppies on earth.
O good lord dog, heavenly Rex
Almighty Woof who does slobber.
We tickle you, we give you treats, we take you out on walkies
Lamby pamby of dog, who takes away the food scraps from the table,
how mercifully cute you are.
For you alone are the howling one,you who drink from the gourd,
in the fellowship of all furry critters,
One dog for never and never