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Title: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: RomanCatholic1953 on January 25, 2019, 10:42:30 AM
Altar Dogs Now Serving Novus Ordo Masses

https://traditioninaction.org/RevolutionPhotos/A453-Dogs.htm
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Matthew on January 25, 2019, 11:03:29 AM
The Conciliar Church has really gone to the dogs.

Seriously, if this is what I thought Catholicism was, I'd be looking *everywhere BUT the Catholic Church* to find the True Religion.

Thank God and His grace that I was given the great gift of Tradition.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Judith 15 Ten on January 25, 2019, 11:52:28 AM
It's an extension of what's in Apocalypse 18:2
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: forlorn on January 25, 2019, 01:37:13 PM
It's an extension of what's in Apocalypse 18:2
The Apocalypse can not come soon enough. I'm sure the Apostles couldn't even fathom the degeneracies and depravities of modern day life. 
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Last Tradhican on January 25, 2019, 01:49:24 PM
The "priest" is also wearing a sodomite rainbow sash, and he looks effeminate in the few pictures of him. The altar dog idea and the sodomite lifestyle go together. It is unfathomable to me that any man would go to a "priest" like this. 

* I have serious doubts whether any Novus Ordo "priest" is a valid priest, that is why I always write it as "priest". 
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Stubborn on January 25, 2019, 01:55:57 PM
Can't rightfully call them "altar" dogs either since the NO doesn't use altars.

 
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Croixalist on January 25, 2019, 04:24:56 PM
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Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Ladislaus on January 25, 2019, 04:39:20 PM
Wasn't it St. Phillip Neri who had a cat on the altar when he offered Mass?
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Seraphina on January 25, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
Wasn't it St. Phillip Neri who had a cat on the altar when he offered Mass?
NOT on the altar!  That would be a sacrilege!  He did, indeed, have a pet cat which slept in his cell and for which he provided after his death.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Nadir on January 25, 2019, 07:10:58 PM
We had a priest once (RIP) whose cat always went with him into the confessional. He (thecat) never interfered or repeated anything he heard there.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Seraphina on January 26, 2019, 08:11:20 PM
And Sigmund Freud's pet collie sat in on psychoanalytic sessions.  She was said to have developed an "hysterical pregnancy" as a result, preparing for puppies that could never be, as she was spayed.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Incredulous on January 28, 2019, 12:21:19 PM
Can't rightfully call them "altar" dogs either since the NO doesn't use altars.

 

Excellent comeback Stubborn.

They dogs are table-server dogs, for the Novus ordo schismatic meal-mass.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: songbird on January 28, 2019, 01:08:44 PM
Question:  In your traditional chapel, how do you handle those who come to Mass in shorts, halter tops, for an example?  Our chapel has a very large sign with dress code. The bulletin states as well.  But is your dress code being enforced and how?
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Stubborn on January 28, 2019, 02:01:10 PM
Question:  In your traditional chapel, how do you handle those who come to Mass in shorts, halter tops, for an example?  Our chapel has a very large sign with dress code. The bulletin states as well.  But is your dress code being enforced and how?
I don't recall ever seeing this in my chapel. about the only thing I've seen is women wearing pants, or a short skirt, or no head covering, but even that is very rare where I go, like maybe once or twice a year I think. We also have a sign before you enter the chapel. 
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Ladislaus on January 28, 2019, 02:05:40 PM
NOT on the altar!  That would be a sacrilege!  He did, indeed, have a pet cat which slept in his cell and for which he provided after his death.

As I heard the story (when I was at seminary), he would put the cat up behind the altar to distract him from falling into ecstasy ... which could last for hours, an inconvenience to the faithful who had places to be and work to do.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Kazimierz on January 28, 2019, 02:16:12 PM
Excellent comeback Stubborn.

They dogs are table-server dogs, for the Novus ordo schismatic meal-mass.
This calls for a canine inclusive change to the Neurotic Obfiscating mess; ;D


Glory to Dog in the lowest,
peace to its puppies on earth.
O good lord dog, heavenly Rex
Almighty Woof who does slobber.
We tickle you, we give you treats, we take you out on walkies
Lamby pamby of dog, who takes away the food scraps from the table,
how mercifully cute you are.
For you alone are the howling one,you who drink from the gourd,
in the fellowship of all furry critters,
One dog for never and never
Hoo Ha!
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Ladislaus on January 28, 2019, 04:41:51 PM
You're very talented, Kaz.

And you undoubtedly used to attend the Novus Ordo to have the rhythm so spot on (no pun intended).
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Croixalist on January 28, 2019, 06:24:03 PM
This calls for a canine inclusive change to the Neurotic Obfiscating mess; ;D


Glory to Dog in the lowest,
peace to its puppies on earth.
O good lord dog, heavenly Rex
Almighty Woof who does slobber.
We tickle you, we give you treats, we take you out on walkies
Lamby pamby of dog, who takes away the food scraps from the table,
how mercifully cute you are.
For you alone are the howling one,you who drink from the gourd,
in the fellowship of all furry critters,
One dog for never and never
Hoo Ha!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

I'm framing this. Hahaaa...
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Kazimierz on January 28, 2019, 08:31:04 PM
You're very talented, Kaz.

And you undoubtedly used to attend the Novus Ordo to have the rhythm so spot on (no pun intended).
Thank you Wladyslaw (as thou art named in Polish)
Doing my graduate work at a really bad NO theological college it helped to have a wicked sense of humour and a fair satirical streak. I was immersed in the worst of the worst but I thought it best to struggle through, get my essenially two masters degree and get the heck out. All of it did take a huge toll by the end of the line, but in the end it has made me more militant Traddie than ever, it being more than twenty years ago.
There are some great parodies of NO hmmms out there. I recall one sounded very much like The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Of course there is always....
Our Dog is an awesome dog,
who drools with his puppies of luv,
our Dog is an awesome dog. Woof! ;D
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Vintagewife3 on January 28, 2019, 09:01:19 PM
I guess there is absolutely nothing that will make them draw a line...
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Incredulous on January 29, 2019, 12:59:33 AM

I've always wondered about the background of this intelligent creature ?

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I don't think he ever came near an altar... just the dinner tables.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Judith 15 Ten on February 07, 2019, 02:18:27 AM
I've always wondered about the background of this intelligent creature ?

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I don't think he ever came near an altar... just the dinner tables.

Crow are highly intelligent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYII1XbE4U
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Incredulous on February 07, 2019, 11:09:05 AM


Oh no... "White Wing" died! :facepalm:


Just joking.  This was an interesting video on Crows and their learning behaviors. Thank you.

I'm sure you caught it, around 9:00 the "scientist" start referring to evolution as the driving force behind the Crow's intelligence and survival skills.

Corvus corax and it's related species of crows were given intelligence by God their creator and they have used their gifts ever since.  If these creatures are headed anywhere, it is to fulfill their role in the animal kingdom as God intended.

For example, removing a poisoned loaf of Bread from St. Benedict's monastery table was one duty of state, they fulfilled.

As a whole, Biologist are marginal scientists, being weak in the hard sciences. 
If their science skill-sets were stronger, they would see through the hoax of evolutionary theory.
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: Pax Vobis on February 07, 2019, 03:23:00 PM
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Question:  In your traditional chapel, how do you handle those who come to Mass in shorts, halter tops, for an example?  Our chapel has a very large sign with dress code. The bulletin states as well.  But is your dress code being enforced and how?
If people come to our chapel who are underdressed (i.e. men in shorts, women in pants) but nevertheless are dressed somewhat modestly, we inform them of the dress code (we have a printed sheet to hand out) and tell them if they want to stay, they can sit in the back.  We offer them a headcovering and a missal and answer any questions.

It's been a long while to have a visitor who was dressed scandalously (i.e. halter top or short shorts).  If they did come, we'd probably tell them of the dress code, but inform them they can't stay (though they are invited back anytime).
Title: Re: Altar Dogs Now Serving Mass
Post by: songbird on February 07, 2019, 11:07:21 PM
Thank you for your reply.  Does your chapel have clothes to change into?  I have seen where there is in this one chapel and yet, the newbies or those who try, come in, sit in the back with shorts or such.  Some chapels have clothes for women, but not men.?  I knew of a priest who would not allow anyone to sit in the back.  You changed clothes or out you were.

I am reading a book by Fr. Muller of the late 1800's.  He spoke on the true presence of Christ and how appalling it is, to it being blasphemous to not dress as one should, like you would to see the King.

It is good to read, here, that it is seldom that we see "dress" not being with in code.