Recent post over at the Remnant combox...hilarious:
Resource for Catholic Parents to Aid in the Handling of Awkward Questions from Family Members, Especially Children, on Whether Jorge Mario Bergoglio is Truly PopeSome suggested possible answers:
"No"
"Yes"
"Don't you have some homework to do?"
"Not now dear, I'm trying to organize a conference"
"Have you been listening to that Archbishop Vigano again?"
"We don't discuss sede.....whatever it is.......around here"
"What am I.......a lawyer?"
"This is very short notice, dear. I'll need that in writing two weeks in advance of any further discussion on this matter"
"Hey.......how 'bout them Dawgs!!?" (For those who live in Georgia, like me).